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#1
i once found out that my boyfriend cheated on me so i gave him a handjob with icy hot...needless to say there was screaming and is dick shrunk even more...which is kinda sad beacuase he wasnt all that big to begin with

any other stories?
#3
Is this the same boyfriend that got his Sg stolen?
Man, he is unlucky, even if he got to secks himself up with some Icy hot!
...And the worms ate into his brain.
#5
Nothing beats a story with IcyHot and vengeful masturbation.

I put an unwrapped Butterfinger in someone's back pack once, turns out it put huge stains on their final report failing them in that class and giving them summer school. (In all fairness, the jackass spit in my face).
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#6
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Is this the same boyfriend that got his Sg stolen?
Man, he is unlucky, even if he got to secks himself up with some Icy hot!


No...this was an ex
#7
I know a girl who super glued her ex's dick to his tummy, and shoved a q tip in that was soaked in super glue into it. He had to have surgery to get it removed. Thats what he gets for cheating though.

As for me, I've chased a dumbass down knocked em to the ground and made him eat rocks and dirt untill he was puking.... Littorly. That's what he got for throwing something at my truck >: )
#9
Ts is a /b/tard
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#10
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Why do i not believe a word you say?

Because that's the way you are, The lady I know who did that lives in texas, and ironicly i'm talking to her now.

And I am Extremly Extremly protective of my truck. nether of which I have to prove to you. Just because you choose not to belive.
#11
Quote by Arya91
i once found out that my boyfriend cheated on me so i gave him a handjob with icy hot...needless to say there was screaming and is dick shrunk even more...which is kinda sad beacuase he wasnt all that big to begin with

any other stories?

:hah his dick shrunk?!
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#12
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Because that's the way you are, The lady I know who did that lives in texas, and ironicly i'm talking to her now.

And I am Extremly Extremly protective of my truck. nether of which I have to prove to you. Just because you choose not to belive.


Yeah, i was talking to the threadstarter not you.
#13
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:hah his dick shrunk?!

Lol, I found that funny too!!! I mean there was something that could possibly shrink anymore?
#14
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Yeah, i was talking to the threadstarter not you.



So why exactly do you not believe me?
#15
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Yeah, i was talking to the threadstarter not you.

ah, well I belive her. I've heard of the Icyhot meanness before. One about a lady who tied her husband to a bed, "acting kinky", then rube icy hot all over his crotch, then turned on the ceiling fan, and left the room for about an hour.....
Though that was just a rumor I heard, but I can imagion the pain.
#17
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I know a girl who super glued her ex's dick to his tummy, and shoved a q tip in that was soaked in super glue into it. He had to have surgery to get it removed. Thats what he gets for cheating though.

As for me, I've chased a dumbass down knocked em to the ground and made him eat rocks and dirt untill he was puking.... Littorly. That's what he got for throwing something at my truck >: )


Are you kidding? That's such a blatant overreaction, If I didn't know you were making this up I would report you to the local authorities.
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#18
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So why exactly do you not believe me?


I understand that someone may find it hard to believe that your boyfriend would let you give him a handjob with Icy-hot. That's just utter stupidity.
...And the worms ate into his brain.
#19
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Are you kidding? That's such a blatant overreaction, If I didn't know you were making this up I would report you to the local authorities.

I was reported thank you, Happend 2 years ago.

As for the q tip one, she was reported too, arested, and divored.
#21
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I understand that someone may find it hard to believe that your boyfriend would let you give him a handjob with Icy-hot. That's just utter stupidity.



He didnt know was going to gve him a handjob with icyhot...why the hell would he let me? I surprised hime...for some reason i dont think he like surprises
#22
wow in the other thread talking about your present boyfriend I referred to you as a "good girlfriend" now because of this story I might just go with "depraved yet kinky" But thats alright because he cheated on you that and I like the idea of when I'm feeling bad you trying to cheer me up with a blowjob wish my girlfriend was like that
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You just made my penis retract into my body in fear. Thank you for that unpleasant feeling Stinkles...


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So the next day when you were a girl again, you'd stick a dead willy dickinson into yourself? Sounds wrong to me.

Lol
#23
^ What if he, you know, rubbed IcyHot, in your..... woman regions? Come on, you could of just spray painted his car or something.
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#24
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^ Well good then. Justice was swiftly served.

Yes it was, had to pay the dudes hospital bills to get his tummy pumped.... Freaking hell of a bill. Lessoned learned, If I seek revenge leave no remains.
#25
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wow in the other thread talking about your present boyfriend I referred to you as a "good girlfriend" now because of this story I might just go with "depraved yet kinky" But thats alright because he cheated on you that and I like the idea of when I'm feeling bad you trying to cheer me up with a blowjob wish my girlfriend was like that



thank you
#30
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^ Probably giving more IcyHot handjobs.


If you must know im getting ready to take care of my current boyfriend...WITHOUT ICYHOT
#32
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If you must know im getting ready to take care of my current boyfriend...WITHOUT ICYHOT


Oh, so it's a sandpaper handjob?
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#33
lol well If you 1)weren't just some random internet chick and 2) just a little bit older I would probably become good "friends" with you
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You just made my penis retract into my body in fear. Thank you for that unpleasant feeling Stinkles...


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So the next day when you were a girl again, you'd stick a dead willy dickinson into yourself? Sounds wrong to me.

Lol
#34
I get the impression you do alot of "taking care" of your boyfriends.
...And the worms ate into his brain.
#35
I'll just say it, I think you are the same person who got his SG stolen, and are pretending to be his girlfriend to get attention.

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one..
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#36
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I'll just say it, I think you are the same person who got his SG stolen, and are pretending to be his girlfriend to get attention.

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one..



+1
#39
Threadstarter sounds like my kinda girl.


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