#1
About 45 minutes ago I ran a 5k, and did pretty well. But in the awards ceromony, they called out my name as #1 girl, and I'm a guy. Well, my names Ezra, and most people haven't heard it...But how stupid can these people get? I ended up yelling "I'm a guy!" and getting #3 guy instead.
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#2
you should've kept your mouth shut and taken the first place for girls...
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#3
You fool, you could've won first prize!
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#8
I fail to see how this is hilarious...
You should've taken first place for girls! Then You could've told us a funny story about what happened when you did so.
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#11
If you had taken first for the girls properly, it would have been hilarious.
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#12
That isnt as bad as the time I was at a festival gig, and needed to take a quick piss...

I ended up queueing in the female queue for about a minute. A few people gave me disconcerning looks and I knew something was up straight away - I wish someone had made light out of it, 'cause I felt so stupid. It was funny though and I laughed it off. The blokes area was literally hidden by comparison.
#14
You would have got to stand on the podium with two hot sweaty runner chicks. Are you sure youre a man?
#15
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it actually wasnt that funny.

+1. I didn't even giggle.
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#18
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Ezra, where are you from?
Cause i know a kid named Ezra,
and I thought he was a girl
i just remembered that band...better than ezra...i'd assume that's about a girl as well
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#19
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i just remembered that band...better than ezra...i'd assume that's about a girl as well


Ezra is definitely a guy name.
#20
You know what else is hilarious?


Your name. Now iron my shirt and cook my dinner woman.
#21
It's not "hilarious" and Ezra does sound like a chick's name. They had to pick one or the other I know I would've made the same choice >_<
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#22
ahaha ezra does sound liek a girls name
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#27
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you should've kept your mouth shut and taken the first place for girls...


This man speaks the truth.

First place for girls > Third place for guys
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#29
lol my middle name ( one adressed to me by girlfriend and parents ) is Jakub. Kuba is short for Jakub in Polish, but in Poland everyone knows it's the only exception. So I guess you're alone here. There's Cuba Gooding Jr. too , but I don't think that's Polish.
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#30
lol u shudda made a poll, asking ppl if they wud take first prize as a chick, or tell em ur a man