#1
Its my freinds 18th birthday party on saturday and all I can come up with are (quite frankly) **** ideas.

Can anyone help?

Oh, she's a girl btw (and sex really isn't an option as she has a boyfreind).

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#3
For my female friend's 18th I got her a t-shirt with my face on it (it looked all arty though)
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If she already has a boyfriend then don't bother getting her anything
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*waits for someone to post a sex toy as an ideal gift for any women, or a dick in a box*

but maybe some jewelery? or some (good/expensive) alcohol?


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If she already has a boyfriend then don't bother getting her anything



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my friend just had her 18th birthday last week and I gave her a signed picture of me.
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#12
Kill her boyfriend. Then, put a bow on your head with a card that says, "I felt really bad about the loss of your boyfriend, so I got you a new one!"
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#13
kill her boyfriend then ask her out? who knows...


Edit* lol wow... its strange that there were two kill the bf's right after another, with pretty much the same ending... posted at almost the same time
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Its my freinds 18th birthday party on saturday and all I can come up with are (quite frankly) **** ideas.

Can anyone help?

Oh, she's a girl btw (and sex really isn't an option as she has a boyfreind).


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Get her whatever her boyfriend gets her, but make sure she opens yours first!


This option allows you to get laid w/o killing her boyfirend


EDIT:to the belooooow post
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So how many months later did she leave him and go out with you?
If this didn't happen then im officially destroying your anti-flame shield........
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#16
Originally Posted by johnny_tapia
If she already has a boyfriend then don't bother getting her anything


rotfl


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#19
Well you could get her some *** *** and then do a ****** ****, and, you know, see where it goes from there.
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#20
strip club!!! everytime i took a girl to a strip club she had a great time. it can be really fun if shes open minded like that. pplus youll probably get to see some hirl lick her tits.
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my friend just had her 18th birthday last week and I gave her a signed picture of me.


lmao, that and the face t shirt are simply awesome.
#22
Haha.
The shirt/photo is hilarious.

Gah screw it, I'll go into some random hippy shop and get her something...
Might give her a signed pic of me anyway though XD.
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#23
sign some picks, and there ya go. instant memorabilia that she can show to the tabloids one day when you get famous and she's all jealous cuz she stuck with that no-good b/f that she's with now.
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#24
give her your soul, I know I'd be happy as hell if someone gave me a soul for my birthday
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+1

+2.

EDIT: The plus 2 is to the guy who said if she's already got a boyfriend don't bother buying her anything. Definitely.


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#27
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+1
Some of the Best times shell never remeber.

or just get her a big box of Porno? id go with the Signed picture of yourself though, and a card that says "Your welcome!"
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Some of the Best times shell never remeber.

or just get her a big box of Porno? id go with the Signed picture of yourself though, and a card that says "Your welcome!"


Kind of what this guy said, but better yet, give her a signed pornographic picture of yourself!!
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#29
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Kind of what this guy said, but better yet, give her a signed pornographic picture of yourself!!


That is better...I bow to you, sir
#30
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give her your soul, I know I'd be happy as hell if someone gave me a soul for my birthday


I already own hers haha.

Still not got a clue tbh.
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#32
haaah, im one day older than your friend.

get her a thong with your face on it, or alcohol.


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#33
Make a hole in pizza box, and then pretend it's a sausages pizza...
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#34
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Make a hole in pizza box, and then pretend it's a sausages pizza...



One of those sausages looks like it's pulsing!!.... and growing!?


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