#2
It's not a "he", darling... the "he" is Ian Anderson.

Also, we already have a Jethro Tull thread, so this may have to go there. As for the guitar size, I don't know.
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#3
It's a parlor guitar.
"There's Jimmy Page, one of the biggest thieves of American black music to ever walk the Earth."
#6
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Can we ban people for being ****ing idots?

Good question. Here's one for you: what's an "idot?" Everybody at some point in time looks stupid for trying to talk about something they're unfamiliar with. Nobody automatically knows everything. We can't ban people for that, but we can ban them for being assholes.
"There's Jimmy Page, one of the biggest thieves of American black music to ever walk the Earth."