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#1
Have you ever done this before? It's freakin' sweet! Earlier today, I was bored as hell just laying on my bed. I had an erection, so I started to use my penis as a gear stick and I was pretending I was driving. Has anyone else here ever tired this?
#3
oh ****, you need to play more guitar methinks.
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#4
Woah woah woah , wait wait wait a minute here, are you telling me that you're a serial asshat?

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#7
people like you freak the **** out of people like me.....
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#8
Quote by BlueGatorade
I wonder if this would be just was funny if i was sober



Probably not. Last night when i was wasted this would have been hilarious.
#9
Quote by smirnoff_black
Have you ever done this before? It's freakin' sweet! Earlier today, I was bored as hell just laying on my bed. I had an erection, so I started to use my penis as a gear stick and I was pretending I was driving. Has anyone else here ever tired this?

Say hello to my signature sweety.
Quote by smirnoff_black
Have you ever done this before? It's freakin' sweet! Earlier today, I was bored as hell just laying on my bed. I had an erection, so I started to use my penis as a gear stick and I was pretending I was driving. Has anyone else here ever tired this?
#10
dude, go outside once in a while. its good for you.

you might come in contact with a female. if you are lucky, you might eventually find one that doesnt run and scream when she sees you.
#11
lmfao i found my new hobby
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#13
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dude, go outside once in a while. its good for you.

you might come in contact with a female. if you are lucky, you might eventually find one that doesnt run and scream when she sees you.



'Dump the clutch, Bitch'
#14
Did you crash?
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Haha, that was an epic pic battle. you are a worthy opponent

#15
Quote by BlueGatorade
I wonder if this would be just was funny if i was sober


I agree. I hope you're drinking something as good as I am.
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#16
I've done this before, it's ****in sweet. Did you make car noises too TS?
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#17
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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#18
My life isn't at the point where I'm so lazy and antisocial I lay on my bed all day inventing new ways to play with my erection. Sorry to disappoint you.
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

#21
Quote by The_Mutato
I'd do this, but alas, I have an automatic



me too. its called a girlfriend.
#24
Quote by BlueGatorade
I wonder if this would be just was funny if i was sober


What I am wondering is why you are on UG when you are drunk. Because you should be out with friends not at home on your computer.

You may be an alcoholic.


kidding
#25
Quote by dx147
who can move their dic.k by tensing up their groin?...


I can. I can move nearly all muscles without touching them.
#26
Quote by HighPitchSolo
lmfao i found my new hobby



I HATE YOUR SIGNATURE!


I had to X out all of those damn lyrics...
#27
Quote by holybassbatman!

kidding


Tank god.
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What if I want my c*ck to smell like an egg roll?



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#28
Quote by Aqua Dementia
I can. I can move nearly all muscles without touching them.


put a towel on your dic/k then tense your groin muscles and show your girlfriend your magic trick
#29
Quote by dx147
put a towel on your dic/k then tense your groin muscles and show your girlfriend your magic trick


I tried that. Then she did a magic trick and disapeared...
#30
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...



lol +68464654 to you, my good sir
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#31
Quote by guylee
I tried that. Then she did a magic trick and disapeared...


you fked up dude
#33
I havent played shifting gears, but I have played pouring a pint. You should try that. And peeling the banana is pretty good too.
#36
Quote by blackflag49
"No wai, you are antisocial, dont touch ur penis loser"

UG is so full of ****


Actually, I use mine for jousting. Or else as like one stilt, for walking in parades.


Pussy. I paint my penis grey and black, after I drink red or blue food coloring in the morning. Why? Because whenever anyone wants to challenge the manliness of my penis, I just whip out the old Light saber, and we have a pissing contest.
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#40
Quote by CodeMonk
Pics or it didn't happen.

(Not really, I just wanted to say that)

And no, I never have

I've got pics of my makeshift light saber if you really want them..
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
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