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What way do you wipe your ass?. Wipe north/south/ or east west?. Or do you use a beday?
#2
Two words: Asian toilet.
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Meh, I actually pull down my pants and just put on the shower and stroke my ass with my left hand then dry it by means of tappage.

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#6
How the fuck do you wipe East/West?
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

#9
I took a shit in a cornfield & wiped with corn once.
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How the fuck do you wipe East/West?


if you have a gaping asshole i guess
#11
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NO!!!

disgusting


Dude, they shoot a ****ing jet of water at your ass for god's sake. You don't have to do any wiping at all!!!

Note: I don't really own one of those, and don't want to.
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Dude, they shoot a ****ing jet of water at your ass for god's sake. You don't have to do any wiping at all!!!

Note: I don't really own one of those, and don't want to.



Oh thats what a beday is dude. I thought you meant asian toilet like stinking hole in the ground with no paper.
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Oh thats what a beday is dude. I thought you meant asian toilet like stinking hole in the ground with no paper.


Hahaha, sorry, I didn't know they were called bedays.
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#16
When I wipe, I prop one foot up onto the toilet seat, for maximum spreadage. Then I proceed to wipe coming from behind, at the gooch, and moving my hand (with toilet paper on it of course) towards my ass hole. I would guess that would be north.
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Hahaha, sorry, I didn't know they were called bedays.


my parents had one but it would either be freezing cold or burning hot. eitherway you are fuked
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When I wipe, I prop one foot up onto the toilet seat, for maximum spreadage. Then I proceed to wipe coming from behind, at the gooch, and moving my hand (with toilet paper on it of course) towards my ass hole. I would guess that would be north.

Why thank you, kind sir, for that detailed explanation.
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This has got to be the worst thread I've ever seen.

You're making a thread just to make a thread, nobody actually gives a damn how I wipe my ass and I certainly don't give a damn as to how you wipe yours.
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When I wipe, I prop one foot up onto the toilet seat, for maximum spreadage. Then I proceed to wipe coming from behind, at the gooch, and moving my hand (with toilet paper on it of course) towards my ass hole. I would guess that would be north.



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east/west? yeah because my ass was put on sideways.



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#24
South to north...nobody wants **** on their testicles.
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#25
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So who else has gotten **** on their ass hair?


ihate that when you have to rip the hair and poo out together.
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What way do you wipe your ass?. Wipe north/south/ or east west?. Or do you use a beday?


You mean Bidet.
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What way do you wipe your ass?. Wipe north/south/ or east west?. Or do you use a beday?


I guess it depends on which direction I'm facing.
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ihate that when you have to rip the hair and poo out together.


Seriously, I have to use a crapload (lol) of toilet paper to make sure i'm clean down there...I need prevention tips?
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I drag my bare ass across the carpet.


if i was rich i would drag my ass across rare mountain goat rugs on a skateboard, then clense with the purest alpine spring water then get my butler to dispose of items
#33
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Seriously, I have to use a crapload (lol) of toilet paper to make sure i'm clean down there...I need prevention tips?



may be your diet. they say you should only need 3 craps per day, 3 wipes and 3 pieces of paper per shi.t (if you have a healthy bowel system)
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What way do you wipe your ass?. Wipe north/south/ or east west?. Or do you use a beday?
I use a handkerchief to wipe my ass. Then when I'm done, I put it in my back pocket...I only wash it about once a month too.
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Meh, I actually pull down my pants and just put on the shower and stroke my ass with my left hand then dry it by means of tappage.

That's ****ed up **** right there.

What do you do in public restrooms?
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What way do you wipe your ass?. Wipe north/south/ or east west?. Or do you use a beday?


You just have to know how we wipe our asses huh? Youre sinking lower and lower.
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Oh thats what a beday is dude. I thought you meant asian toilet like stinking hole in the ground with no paper.
That's actually what a traditional Japanese toilet IS. It's called a benjo (便所 . Nasty things, those. In the old days you used a stick to wipe. Nice.
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You just have to know how we wipe our asses huh? Youre sinking lower and lower.


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#39
I lift my left leg and wipe south with my left hand. I shave the crack sometimes so I dont get brown stuck in my ass muff.
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A thread that praises the removal of feces from the crack of one's ass... I may die in peace now.
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