#1
So I'm wanking away happy as larry and my cat starts watching me. I'm thinking ok fair enough she's just curious so I continue for another 5 or 10 minutes.
Just as I was about to cum the cat just started purring like mad as if it was aroused and runs up to my dick just as I was realeasing my load.
I had to push the bloody thing away so cum didn't cover it's face.
It was a real "WTF?!" moment which ruined my orgasim.

Anyone had similar experience?
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#3
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So I'm wanking away happy as larry and my cat starts watching me. I'm thinking ok fair enough she's just curious so I continue for another 5 or 10 minutes.
Just as I was about to cum the cat just started purring like mad as if it was aroused and runs up to my dick just as I was realeasing my load.
I had to push the bloody thing away so cum didn't cover it's face.
It was a real "WTF?!" moment which ruined my orgasim.

Anyone had similar experience?
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#4
I hope happy as Larry is just an expression and there wasn't some dude named Larry watching you.
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#5
Who's Larry?

And why were you wanking in front of him?
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#7
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I hope happy as Larry is just an expression and there was some dude named Larry watching you.


centuries old english expression

I had to push the bloody thing away so cum didn't cover it's face.

my cat looks at me in disgust whenever i cum in her face.
Last edited by dx147 at Sep 17, 2007,
#8
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"happy as Larry" is an expression.

I really did figure that...I just made a bad joke
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#9
just man up, and cum on ur cat already.
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#10
bah ha
if the cat bit your dick off as soon as u came, THEN that will be freaky. and painful
#11
Wow. Just, wow. Why the **** do you let your cat in girls bathrooms?
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#14
i think the can smell somehtign liek a hormone or soemthign thats coems out that we can't becasue my dog did the similar thing i was jsut having fun and bang she jumped up on my bed(she was sleeping on the floor)
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centuries old english expression

had to push the bloody thing away so cum didn't cover it's face
my cat looks at me in disgust whenever i cum in her face.



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i think the can smell somehtign liek a hormone or soemthign thats coems out that we can't becasue my dog did the similar thing i was jsut having fun and bang she jumped up on my bed(she was sleeping on the floor)


Freaky shit.
#18
I can't fap with my pets in the room, something about that grosses me out. But things like this are another good reason to not have pets, I won't ever have any as soon as I move out.
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I can't fap with my pets in the room, something about that grosses me out. But things like this are another good reason to not have pets, I won't ever have any as soon as I move out.


dont have pets because they interrupt you masturbating
?. thats a pretty self indulgent statement!