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#1
ok so my parents just left to go to my schools open house. they told me to unload the dishwasher before they left. so when they leave i go to unload it. i get through it pretty fast and as i am unloading my moms casserole dish(it goes to the other side of the kitchen). its pretty big. probobly 1.5 feet long. im sorta playing with it tossing it in the air. i sorta laughed and was like. ha that would be funny if i dropped it. i didnt drop it.

yet.

so i keep throwing it up and soon enough. i drop it. it falls onto the tile floor and broke into pieces. i cleaned it up and threw it away.

now do i tell my mom i broke the dish, or do i hope she doesnt notice its gone.
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#2
you should overdose on prescription drugs...she'll forget all about the broken dish
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#3
tell her.

if you must lie, tell her it slipped out of your hand as you picked it up.

shouldn't really be a big deal.
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#5
Tell her.
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#6
Tell her you douche, it's only a casserole dish, it's not as if she's going to shoot you for it.
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#7
Just tell her you broke it. If you don't, bad **** usually happens and before you know it: your mum'll wanna make a goddamn casserole for tea tonight.
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#8
You must kill her, that way she will never know
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#9
yeah but she'll just not be able to find it. and she'll be like. does anyone know where the casserole dish is? and ill just be like. no idea.

plus i have strict parents so shed get pretty pissed.
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#11
Quote by fenderbassist12
... as i am unloading my moms casserole dish(it goes to the other side of the kitchen). its pretty big. probobly 1.5 feet long. im sorta playing with it tossing it in the air. i sorta laughed...


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#13
Why the hell would you throw around a dish that big.

And yes tell her you broke it.

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#14
Break her leg. Then she'll forget about the dish!


But seriously, just tell her.
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#15
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you should overdose on prescription drugs...she'll forget all about the broken dish

i agree with this man
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#16
wow this pit has everything

hey mr dinkleberry i'm from wichita too
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#17
just say it was still wet and it slipped
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#19
woops i dropped the dish mom

who cares its a dish
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#20
Quote by rockon1824
Tell her like this:

"Mom, I'm gay."
"What?!"
"Just kidding. But I did break your casserole dish."

i agree with this man too
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#21
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just say it was still wet and it slipped

i agree.

btw, how old are you? cause if your over the age of 10 you really should have known better than to throw a dish around. not tring to be a dick here, but really common. throwing a dish??
#22
If it's one and a half feet long chances are she'll notice it's gone. Especially since she's just used it, then it has magically vanished into thin air.
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#23
Quote by Steve The Plank
Tell her a nasty man broke into your house and stole the casserole dish. Tell her he threatened you with a knife. Tell her he really wanted that dish.

Tell her she has to stick by her son in this time of tragic need, when you are at your most vulnerable, after being through such a traumatic experience.


I can just imagin a crazed Charles Manson look alike smashing through your back door, holding you at knife point and yelling "GIVE ME THE CASSEROLE DISH, GIVE IT TO ME NOWWWW! CASSEROLE DISSSSH!"

But yeah, tell her you have got Hepatitus C
#24
Break every dish you can find, and spell out in shards of glass and your own blood, "Sorry about the casserole dish!"

Gets 'um every time.
#25
ha im 14.


i just wanted to tell the pit story. but if i just left you guys hanging without anything ask, this thread would phail. so i had to resort to asking about my momma.


edit: but i still gotta deal with telling her about it.

but i like the old man idea.
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Tech 21 Sansamp Para Driver
Ampeg V-4B
Ampeg SVT-212AV 2x12

Gibson SG Standard
Vox AC15
Keeley compressor
Keeley Dark Side
Boss RC-2 Loop
Korg Pandora
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#26
"the dish came out still dirty, so i thought rubbing icy hot on it wud get off any grease that was still on it. unfortunatlely, it burned the plate into thin air"

"when i took it out, i got a raging boner, which shot out and shattered the dish"

"a robotic octopus came and stoled it froms me lolz"


but in all honesty, just tell her, doenst matter how strict she is....i bet she'll be more pissed when she finds it missing and u didnt say anything.

shes a woman. SHE KNOWS HER KITCHEN SUPPLIES.
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#28
Wtf?
Do you really need a thread about this? You need the pit to help you make obvious decisions now?
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#29
Quote by fenderbassist12
ha im 14.


i just wanted to tell the pit story. but if i just left you guys hanging without anything ask, this thread would phail. so i had to resort to asking about my momma.


edit: but i still gotta deal with telling her about it.

but i like the old man idea.

ahhhh, ok. this thread makes more since now.
#30
Haha my mom told me to open up the dryer while she was gone, I didn't and my towels got to hot and started to catch on fire. I managed to put it out in time. Moral of the story: women need to learn their place in the world and never leave the house
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#32
Quote by fenderbassist12
ok so my parents just left to go to my schools open house. they told me to unload the dishwasher before they left. so when they leave i go to unload it. i get through it pretty fast and as i am unloading my moms casserole dish(it goes to the other side of the kitchen). its pretty big. probobly 1.5 feet long. im sorta playing with it tossing it in the air. i sorta laughed and was like. ha that would be funny if i dropped it. i didnt drop it.

yet.

so i keep throwing it up and soon enough. i drop it. it falls onto the tile floor and broke into pieces. i cleaned it up and threw it away.

now do i tell my mom i broke the dish, or do i hope she doesnt notice its gone.


Oh my god...

are you afraid of getting spanked?
#33
Quote by Lemoninfluence
tell her.

if you must lie, tell her it slipped out of your hand as you picked it up.

shouldn't really be a big deal.



Yes, but then they go on his computer and check the internet history and wonder what the heck this ultimate-guitar.com is. Then they go on here and look at all of his forum posts to see what mischief he is up to. Then they see your post, and see that he actually LIED to them....


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#34
I was expecting something more like the kid that speared the girl, this is nothing. Of course tell her, say it was an accident, unless it's an antique or heirloom, she'll be fine.
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#35
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shes a woman. SHE KNOWS HER KITCHEN SUPPLIES.


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#36
Is your mom an abusive drunk or something? You'll be fine, relax. It's only a broken dish UNLESS it was a depression dish from the 30's that your grandmother used to feed her starving family of 6 with leftover cassorole with 5 layers of dust on it thus causing your birth, which she carried you for 6 months, raised you, and had to put up with you breaking her dish.
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#37
::newspaper head line::
BOY BREAKS CASSEROLE DISH
MOTHER'S HEART BREAKS
FATHER BREAKS BOY'S ARMS
FAMILY BROKEN APART BY PROTECTIVE SERVICES

What did you do?
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#38
Quote by FriskyDrisky
Haha my mom told me to open up the dryer while she was gone, I didn't and my towels got to hot and started to catch on fire. I managed to put it out in time. Moral of the story: women need to learn their place in the world and never leave the house



That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
#39
Quote by fenderbassist12
ok so my parents just left to go to my schools open house. they told me to unload the dishwasher before they left. so when they leave i go to unload it. i get through it pretty fast and as i am unloading my moms casserole dish(it goes to the other side of the kitchen). its pretty big. probobly 1.5 feet long. im sorta playing with it tossing it in the air. i sorta laughed and was like. ha that would be funny if i dropped it. i didnt drop it.

yet.

so i keep throwing it up and soon enough. i drop it. it falls onto the tile floor and broke into pieces. i cleaned it up and threw it away.

now do i tell my mom i broke the dish, or do i hope she doesnt notice its gone.
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#40
Quote by Ed Hunter
Tell her you douche, it's only a casserole dish, it's not as if she's going to shoot you for it.


you never know..
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