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Seeing as there are so many threads lately concerning UGer's and their random woes and depressing stories, this thread has been created to help your fellow guitarist brethren out.

I'll start first.

Today I was hanging out with my friends (who play football, like most of my friends, but I don't), anyways, we were just passing the football back and forth and like every other time I threw it, Someone would be like "ZOMG u suck sooo bad, who can't throw a football?". And I mean, these guys are my friends, don't get me wrong, but sometimes they're total assholes, like they think they're better than me because they play football (I don't have anything against football though). I mean, it's not like I hand them a guitar and say "here play something" then tell them they suck dick, I'm just not like that. Anyways there's my little spurt.

And to everyone out there who needs it, including me...
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#6
FIRST PAGE!!

oh this will be famous oneday


we will be selling pictures of this thread on ebay in years to come
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#11
Well seeing as how I'm not a man, do I still get a hug?
I damn well better.
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#13


this is great

^i'll hug the ladies
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#14
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Well seeing as how I'm not a man, do I still get a hug?
I damn well better.


no GTFO


please
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Musicman Stingray 4 string HH
Tech 21 Sansamp Para Driver
Ampeg V-4B
Ampeg SVT-212AV 2x12

Gibson SG Standard
Vox AC15
Keeley compressor
Keeley Dark Side
Boss RC-2 Loop
Korg Pandora
Crybaby Wah
#15
I met this girl at a party and she liked me a lot and she lives too far away to ever see her : ( oh well..she did coke and smoked cigs... >_>
hug me bitches
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#16
One day I got a splinter in my foot. and it hurt. Man hug?
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gone." - J.Lansdowne
#17
i could use one every now and then. depends on the person giving the hug, tho.
#18
.. whoooo man hugs....


....k... im bored
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#20
i give a special "Hairy Brown Man HUG" to all of the UG'ers who can handle it
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#21
i sumhow see this as being a long living thread

i have no need for one currently tho
#24
so anyone actualy gonna tell a story or no?
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#26
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Quote by farcry
any day I can help a fellow UG'er with buttcrack issues is a good day to me. Which means today is excellent.

Quote by -February-Star-
That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#27
to mr. cheese...


and to IHATECHILDREN, how exactly do you not get the point of this thread?
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manliest string guage? barbed wire.

Founder Of the UG Slide Player's Guild, PM me If You're Really Feelin' Dem Blues

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"better than your average psychiatrist"
#29
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to mr. cheese...


and to IHATECHILDREN, how exactly do you not get the point of this thread?


It's a thread to be sad without getting called emo and a pussy right?
Quote by farcry
any day I can help a fellow UG'er with buttcrack issues is a good day to me. Which means today is excellent.

Quote by -February-Star-
That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#30
Quote by mr.cheese..
It's a thread to be sad without getting called emo and a pussy right?


yes this thread is about ACCEPTANCE
"Blues is what you got when everything else is
gone." - J.Lansdowne
#32
Second Page

hahaha it motivates me to move on from any problem i might face in life.
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#33
This is more of a "Manly butt slap" story.

So I'm in this program where we do a broadcast to the entire school, and the guy who runs this program wouldn't let me put Van Halen on the broadcast. He says he doesn't like the fact that it has lyrics, but he wanted to put Pink Floyd's The Wall on (I love that song, but... just... no.)

So I am now making a montage of songs to put up there, and in it are ALL THE SONGS I EVER WANTED ON THE BROADCAST, including Panama by Van Halen. SUCK IT ***** I PUT VAN HALEN IN THERE!

And Iron Maiden.
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#34
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yes this thread is about ACCEPTANCE

damn straight, plus 30 e-cookies and a bear hug
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manliest string guage? barbed wire.

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"better than your average psychiatrist"
#35
*manly butt slap*
"Blues is what you got when everything else is
gone." - J.Lansdowne
#37
yeah, we're dicks (guys)
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Its a sad, sad day.
#38
I spent the first 18 years of my life being mean to people because I didn't know how I was supposed to act around people and I never understood them. Now I'm trying to start being nice to people but I think it's already too late because no-one trusts me.

On a side note, I've never actually hugged anyone before. I don't know what it feels like. I hugged my dog a few times, but he doesn't like it.
#39
*hugs SkyValley*

but really, that sucks man. glad to hear your turing it around. just keep at it and people will start to trust you i bet. just give it time
"Blues is what you got when everything else is
gone." - J.Lansdowne
#40
yay i killed the thread!
"Blues is what you got when everything else is
gone." - J.Lansdowne
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