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My friend's girlfriend had some "super-natural," inexplicable experience. She said that she woke up in the middle of the night, and there was this "ghost" guy standing next to her in bed. "It" then allegedly tried to strangle her. "It" allegedly put "its" hands around her neck and started choking her out. She then got up in the morning and she had this rash, or redness on her neck. I saw it. It looked like a rash.

So she's been freaking out cuz she was allegedly strangled by a freaking ghost, and she has the "choke marks" to prove it.

Now, I don't believe in ghosts. I used to, but then I grew some common sense, logic, and a scientific mentallity, and I believed no more.

The bitch never went to a doctor to get it checked out. I don't know why the **** she didn't, since any rational person with a freaking rash on their neck would probably want to know.... "Hey, wtf's up with that?" But no. According to her, the ghost tried to choke her out, and that's all there is to it.

My friend and I got into this discussion about it, he believes that ghost **** too. And he started saying **** like "Well, how do you explain when people wake up in the middle of the night, can't move, and they have some ghost on top of them, huh? Explain that!"

And i said. "Sleep............. Paralysis............. Google it you ****ing douche-bag...."

He didn't. So I did for him. Found it on Wiki. Nothing supernatural about it. BAM! Argument shot down, I WIN!!!!.................. right?

Well no. Apperantly, his bitch-friend, AND him, are still convinced that she was allegedly chocked by some ghost. They told me that if it wasn't a ghost, to explain it to them. CASE SPECIFIC.

SO WTF?!?!?!? >=[ I've been all over google trying to find an explanation for a sudden, overnight rash. I've come up with everything from Psoriasis, to lupus, but since i doubt the bitch's got any of those funky diseases, I can't find ****! >.<

Anyone have any ideas on how I can shut her, AND my special-ed friend up?
Cuz i tried using logic, and my amateur medical knowledge... but these are some pretty irrational people.... science and facts and stuff don't work on them

EDIT:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

That's the wiki page on Sleep paralysis, for those of you who might not know about it/think there really is a ghost who wants you to not be able to move........

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#3
A plastic bag around their heads will probably do the trick. I don't know if that's what your looking for though.
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why don't you be the mature one and STFU?


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There, mature enough for ya, prick?
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"Hey Mike, did your mom have a C section when she gave birth to you? Because I wanna make sure she's tight before I bang her."
#8
I didn't read it. But pimp slap her and say. "STFU Bitch"
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#9
You are most likely right. Sleep paralysis. I have had it to and was really freaked out until I learned what it was. What your friend describes is exactly what happens.

Just let it go, some people are know-it-alls.
#10
tell him youll kill his parents
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A plastic bag around their heads will probably do the trick. I don't know if that's what your looking for though.


That post goes amazing well with your avatar.
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#13
punch her in the vagina with your penis. makes bitches stfu every time. as for your special ed friend, well, i have no help for that, some people are just handicapped
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#14
She may have one of those conditions. You don't have to be a leper to have them.

I'm betting that's probably what it is, I don't see why getting choked would give you a rash.

It's probably a condition or something, and she's embarrassed so she made up a crazy story.

Let them think what they want, it's not hurting anybody. I personally don't believe science can explain everything anyway. I know for sure I've had a ghost encounter, I don't care if you believe it or not, but I know what I know.
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#18
They might have listened to you if you explained nicely, and didn't call his girlfriend a bitch. Even if you didn't say it to her, your post makes you seem like a mister nasty guy, and they can probably sense that.

Plus who are we to say if ghosts do or don't exist.

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#19
She may have choked herself in her sleep, resulting in the marks. Often your dreams reflect whats actually happening to you, eg if you're cold, you have a dream that you're out in the snow.

So if she was choking herself, she had a dream that somebody was choking her.
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STFU dude. She was strangled by a ghost and don't try to deny it.

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#21
Maybe her parents didnt want her, and tried to kill her in her sleep out of desperation, but soon came to their senses and stopped, but didnt tell her about it?
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I am tempted to sig that.

haha thanks :P
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They might have listened to you if you explained nicely, and didn't call his girlfriend a bitch. Even if you didn't say it to her, your post makes you seem like a mister nasty guy, and they can probably sense that.
Plus who are we to say if ghosts do or don't exist.

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I'm a prick, and proud of it, but i'm not stupid enough to call my friend's girlfriend a bitch to his or her face, or to anyone who will go hey, "Hey man, Mark called your girlfriend a retarded bitch cuz she doesn't give a **** about logic"

Actually, being the prick that I am, I probably should be a total giant prick about it tomorrow, call her a bitch, and call him a pussy-whipped little bitch. He's not one of my best friends anyway, so it's cool.

But I just CAN'T STAND it when people refuse to give a **** about FACTS. It pisses me off SO ****ING MUCH. >.<
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#24
as far as going to the doctor to get it checked out I probably wouldnt go either unless it was life threatening unless I had insurance to pay for it. Which I dont.

lol as far as trying to get them to believe you it probably isnt going to happen, but you can make them feel really stupid if you just laugh at them and ridicule them frequently. lol just every time u see them start loling at them you dont even have to tell them why. Just start loling.
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I'm a prick, and proud of it, but i'm not stupid enough to call my friend's girlfriend a bitch to his or her face, or to anyone who will go hey, "Hey man, Mark called your girlfriend a retarded bitch cuz she doesn't give a **** about logic"

Actually, being the prick that I am, I probably should be a total giant prick about it tomorrow, call her a bitch, and call him a pussy-whipped little bitch. He's not one of my best friends anyway, so it's cool.

But I just CAN'T STAND it when people refuse to give a **** about FACTS. It pisses me off SO ****ING MUCH. >.<

son, the majority of people dun care about the facts. its called the real world. stop caring as soon as you can. youll feel better after that
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#28
tell her "bitch get me a chicken sandwich, and some waffel FRIES"
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She may have choked herself in her sleep, resulting in the marks. Often your dreams reflect whats actually happening to you, eg if you're cold, you have a dream that you're out in the snow.

So if she was choking herself, she had a dream that somebody was choking her.


Either that or she was having the dream about getting choked and she tried to get the "ghost's" hands off of her and scratch her neck like crazy because of it. But I wouldn't really worry about it, in a week it will pass more or less.
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#30
Or, Maybe she thinks she saw something, so support her. She is scared. There is more to life than being right all the time.
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Or, Maybe she thinks she saw something, so support her. She is scared. There is more to life than being right all the time.


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Yeah, I just punked you guys! Just punch her in the face, scream BOOM!! Headshot. Then say STFU n00b!
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#33
You can call Universal Studios and tell them to send Ghost Busters at her house .......
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#35
just choke them in their sleep. when they ask what the **** you're doing. tell them you're a ghost.
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#36
Man, instead of being right just agree. Tell them that you've had a change of heart because last night you woke up in the middle of the night and a ghost was jerking you off and made your penis cry sticky tears.

Failing that, say that it wasn't a ghost in her sleep, it was you.
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punch her in the vagina with your penis. makes bitches stfu every time. as for your special ed friend, well, i have no help for that, some people are just handicapped





TS, if she was dumb enough to come up with the ghost story I think you should just leave her brain to mould...
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Superglue the pair of the daft feckers mouths shut.....or STFU yourself
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because I can't stand ignorant, immature assholes who insist on living in fantasy land...

There, mature enough for ya, prick?



How are they being iggnorent? If your coming here for help arguing with them maybe your wrong?

Theres hundreds of unexplained events to do with ghosts every day...

Just because science hasn't found an explanation now dosn't mean they won't...

Personly I don't care what you think, I just think theres better ways of showing it then acting like a compelte fuck-tard...
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