#1
yeah so i just got my hair cut
it used to be long and now its not very
and yeah now i feel like a sellout


any bad haircut stories?
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#3
I had long hair! Then I shaved my head. Horrible decision. I didn't realize hair grows like 4 cm in 3 months
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#4
My last haircut was pretty bunk...I had to fix a bunch of it myself because there were 3 or 4 patches a good inch longer than the rest of it...that's what I get for getting a cheap haircut.
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#6
i got a mohawk, an after a while my hair was really growin bac an it didnt reallly look too good anymore, so i decided it was time to get rid of it. so i go to magicuts, and end up with some foreign chick that im pretty sure cannot speak our language.

me: "alright, i basically just wanna get rid of this mowhawk that runs all the way thru the middle of my head here"

her: "BUZZCUT??"

me: ".....no, no just get rid of the mowhawk, its on the top of my head here"

her: "HOW SHORT U WANT HAI? NUMBA 4???"

me: "no....no, no math is needed, i just need you to cut my HAIR."

her: " SCIZOR OR MACHINE??"

me: "umm...whatever you wud usually use, i dont really kno?"

*procedes to shave back of head*

..annnd then she basically had to even everything out, which ended up with me havin a buzz. in hindsight, it wud have been better to take the 16 dollars i paid her and bought enough booze to get drunk. then, while intoxicated, i cud simply cut the hair myself. wud it turn out good? prlly not. but it wud be alot more entertaining. and, i wudnt have anyone to blame but myself, so i wudnt get really mad or anything.
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#7
i never have good haircuts... i usually just let my hair do whatever it wants to and i just trim it like a shrub every now and then ^_^...
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#8
i always try gettin my hair jesus long but it never gets there,just starts to curl after 5inches....
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hahahaha yeah the next one will probably be ****ter than the lastest one too

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i always try gettin my hair jesus long but it never gets there,just starts to curl after 5inches....



Let it grow out a bit and itll drop.
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yeah so i just got my hair cut
it used to be long and now its not very
and yeah now i feel like a sellout


You'll get over it.

Seriously, it's fucking hair. It grows back.
#12
Dude... you think YOURE a sellout? I make fun of all my friends that have dyed their hair black, and my girlfriend just convinced me to do it tonight. Im not going to school tomorrow lolz.
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#13
I had long hair but cut it off because my label said it would help sell my music
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Dude... you think YOURE a sellout? I make fun of all my friends that have dyed their hair black, and my girlfriend just convinced me to do it tonight. Im not going to school tomorrow lolz.


ah, but for listening to the gf, u will get the sexorZ, so you win
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#15
I'm about to get all my long hair cut off courtesy of the US Government. I about to enlist in the Army National Guard.
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#16
Dude, don't freak about a haircut. I had a huge 'fro, and that's all people knew me by, (literally, I had it since I moved here, so no one knew me otherwise). And I got so wrapped up in the "I am my hair" ideology that it killed me to chop it off. But when I finally did, it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it'd be, if anything it was kinda liberating. People freak for about 10 seconds, then they get over it.
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Dude... you think YOURE a sellout? I make fun of all my friends that have dyed their hair black, and my girlfriend just convinced me to do it tonight. Im not going to school tomorrow lolz.


haha you beat me
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#18
My friend got his cut really really short and it was down to the middle of his back before that.

He looked really funny.
#19
my mom cuts my hair (she's a professional) and i always tell her cut off half of what i really want cut off because she always tries to do it shorter i.e. i'll tell her to take off a half inch when i really want an inch.
#21
Bad hair cut stories, every single one.
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#25
when i was about 12, i went to this barbershop where a lesbian (who was sporting your typical lesbianesque crew-cut) cut my hair, i asked for a simple fade

when she finished it looked exactly like hers, so if i was a chick i'd probably would have looked like a lesbian
#26
I had hair down to my shoulders and a nicely growing beard, then I shaved them both at number 1. Shame really, it'd have been getting to Zakk Wylde proportions by now. Oh well, by the time I get out of uni (in 4 years) it may have grown that far!
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