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#1
so in highschool and i always see my friends getting girlfriends and everything. but here i am, never had a girlfriend in my life. theres this one girl i really like but i just cant sum up the courage to ask. i feel like such a chicken but when ever i try i get so self concious about what is the correct way to ask and like what if this isnt the right time.
has anyone else had that problem or do you have any advice for me?
#2
If the SN wasn't different, I would've sworn I wrote this.

Well, I'm you tenfold. Not only never had a girlfriend, I'm a batboy. (Think 1st, 2nd, 3rd base, you'll get it). And the only solace I find is in self loathing and witty comments like these. Enjoy, because high school sucks. So suffer while you can because unfortunately, it can only get better from here because odds are that we'll be rolling in ass in college.

Cheers to bat-boys across the globe!
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#3
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

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#4
u will never kno a universal "correct time' to ask.
u will never kno a "correct WAY" to ask either.

nobody does.


do u talk to her? do u kno her well, or kno OF her?

get to kno her. and then ask her out. simple. if she says no, then ur still stuck in square one anyways. u dont have anything to lose.
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#5
Quote by krypto1339
If the SN wasn't different, I would've sworn I wrote this.

Well, I'm you tenfold. Not only never had a girlfriend, I'm a batboy. (Think 1st, 2nd, 3rd base, you'll get it). And the only solace I find is in self loathing and witty comments like these. Enjoy, because high school sucks. So suffer while you can because unfortunately, it can only get better from here because odds are that we'll be rolling in ass in college.

Cheers to bat-boys across the globe!

LoL doubt it. Unless you change.
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I think we should take a second out to flame him anyways. I mean we're already here.

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Only a misguided youth seeking something to take up the space below their post would sig me

^ Yep, that sounds about right.
#7
Just be a man and talk to her.

Go up to her and talk to her as if you have no reason to be self-conscious.
#8
I get regular sex.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

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Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#9
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LoL doubt it. Unless you change.

Most likely, but no harm in lying to yourself, eh?
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I think we should take a second out to flame him anyways. I mean we're already here.

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Only a misguided youth seeking something to take up the space below their post would sig me

^ Yep, that sounds about right.
#11
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45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

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Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#12
I used to have the same problem...I could never get up the sack to ask a girl out, and had never had a girlfriend in my life. But then do you know what I did? I got up the sack and asked a girl out! And lo and behold, I had a girlfriend! It helps to become friends with the girl first, but yeah, it's not too complicated...get some self-confidence, and courage, and you'll prolly be rolling in ass long before college.
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#13
Though I'm on the side of KangarooGuy, that wasn't the greatest burn.

My point is this: It can only get better.
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I think we should take a second out to flame him anyways. I mean we're already here.

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Only a misguided youth seeking something to take up the space below their post would sig me

^ Yep, that sounds about right.
#14
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Btw, this is our compitition. Not so scary, eh?

ahah that made me feel a bit better xP
and i do talk to her but shes a year older than me and that makes me kinda scared too >.> but yea we're friends.
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#15
Quote by krypto1339
Most likely, but no harm in lying to yourself, eh?


the correct response is supposed to be "WELL SCREW YOU MAN!"

and then your supposed to become determined to change the way the relationship with teh girls are for you

and come bac years later, to rub it in his face
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#16
Meh, I've got the same thing, only I can't get a boyfriend. I'm too scared of getting the **** kicked out of me if I guess wrong.
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#17
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ahah that made me feel a bit better xP
and i do talk to her but shes a year older than me and that makes me kinda scared too >.> but yea we're friends.

wait, wasn't ur SN different a minute ago?
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I think we should take a second out to flame him anyways. I mean we're already here.

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^ Yep, that sounds about right.
#18
stop being a pussy. girls already have those, they don't need another.

if you can't even get an ugly girl, something is fundamentally wrong with you. i've seen some nasty mother****ers with girls... just man up and don't be shy about it.
Last edited by noahray at Sep 18, 2007,
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Quote by Altered_Carbon
Meh, I've got the same thing, only I can't get a boyfriend. I'm too scared of getting the **** kicked out of me if I guess wrong.
Good times for all!

haha, dude, t'sall good. I'd hate to put the animalistic inflection on this, but there's designated areas for that kinda thing. Same as regular cruisin, just without the minor threat of a beatdown.
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I think we should take a second out to flame him anyways. I mean we're already here.

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Only a misguided youth seeking something to take up the space below their post would sig me

^ Yep, that sounds about right.
#22
Quote by NutZz?
You will never know the universal 'correct time' to ask.
You will never know the "correct way" to ask either.

Nobody does.


Do you talk to her? Do you know her well, or do you know of her?

Get to know her and then ask her out, simple, if she says no, then your still stuck at square one anyway. You don't have anything to lose.


Fixed

Im sorry that was just too horrificly spelt.
Last edited by Grundy0 at Sep 18, 2007,
#23
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Most likely, but no harm in lying to yourself, eh?

Well have fun with that lil feller.
#24
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You know, I've seen cancerous cells that are funnier than that comment.


Yeah, I knew it wasn't funny. It was more of a playful joke than an attempted burn. I should have used a smiley in there somewhere. Oh well.

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#25
It's 5 minutes man resulting in either, happiness for chu orrrr bit of embarrasment/unfun.
but hey, if shes not a raving hose beast bitch, she'll turn you down in a nice friendly way.
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#26
Lmfao...
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#27
Ask her to hang out with you or to go somewhere with you (aka a date). Thats a lot easier and its easier for her to say yes to. Then let things progress naturally.
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#28
Dno't worry mate it happens to everyone. I'm not relaly scared of asking girls out. But theres this one at the moment, that i"ve known for a really long time and we're good friends. And it seems like she might wanna go out sometime, or possibly start dating. But I'm worried if I'm wrong it will sabotage our friendship. All in all, don't worry you'll get a girlfriend sooner or later. I suggest going to some partys and getting a little buzzed, that helps courage and you dont' care if you get rejected. And who knows, you may find a girl who you really like.
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#29
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I used to have the same problem...I could never get up the sack to ask a girl out, and had never had a girlfriend in my life. But then do you know what I did? I got up the sack and asked a girl out! And lo and behold, I had a girlfriend! It helps to become friends with the girl first, but yeah, it's not too complicated...get some self-confidence, and courage, and you'll prolly be rolling in ass long before college.

Same here! The only difference is that she turned me down & I haven't had the balls to ask anyone else out since!


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#32
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Meh, I've got the same thing, only I can't get a boyfriend. I'm too scared of getting the **** kicked out of me if I guess wrong.
Good times for all!

isnt it strange how i clicked on his profile hoping he was a girl......ah......desperate times
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#33
I never had a girlfriend in Highschool. I just got laid a lot. I can pick up easily, but I can't seem to ask a chick out on a date, or if she wants to go out with me. Unless I'm really trashed.
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#34
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I get regular sex.


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#36
Quote by NutZz?
u will never kno a universal "correct time' to ask.
u will never kno a "correct WAY" to ask either.

nobody does.


do u talk to her? do u kno her well, or kno OF her?

get to kno her. and then ask her out. simple. if she says no, then ur still stuck in square one anyways. u dont have anything to lose.


I dont agree. Ask her out and then get to know her works better other wise you might slip into the fablesd friendzone.


You are young why do you want a girlfriend I ma 18 I have never had a girlfriend (She is more of a ****buddy) but still. Just have fun.

If you want the girl bad enough be confident for a week before I mean loud and slightly obnoxious but not too much then ask her as if you are better than her.(I know most girls on here will not agree but this has worked for me)


Wow I sound like a chauvenistic Pig. But it works.
#37
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You know, I've seen cancerous cells that are funnier than that comment.



what do you expect, he's just another ignorant american


anyway, just ask anyone. start with the hideous ones as they will most likely say yes, and this will make a great confidence booster. you've gotta start somewhere


joking about the 'ignorant american' comment, or am i . . .
#38
The best way is when you think about asking her out, just remember there is no difference between the present time, and the time after if she were to say no. If she says no you are at the same place as before, don't let it hurt your pride, just get up and try it again for another girl sometime.
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#39
I've been single so long I don't know if I even want a girlfriend anymore.

I might become a monk.
#40
Why do people always post these expecting some kind of miraculous advice? Everything that can be said on these matters has been said. Just suck it up and be yourself, you'll do fine. There, summed up in a sentence.

I've been single nearly a year now, doesn't really bother me. If I find the right person, I find the right person, no need to get hung up on it!
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