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#1
He never looks at me. We're Seniors, and he'll weekly (at least) pass me a note as he walks by (he's always late to class). It'll say things like, "beat me up" or "kill me." Things like that. Except it's more graphic. I know his name, but I've never talked to the guy. Errr... haha what am I supposed to do? I can't read him, he's always expressionless.
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#2
Just go up to him and confront him about it and say like "oi man what's with these notes?"
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#7
I think tomorrow I'll go with the first idea.
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#8
Ok, here's an idea...


The next time he passes a note to you, pass him one that says "Meet me at (random place) at (random time)". Hire a really fat hooker. When he shows up at the meeting place, have her tackle him and sit on his face. It will be highly entertaining at the very least, and just maybe, it will show him that no matter how bad life is, it can always get worse. Just a thought.
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#9
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I think tomorrow I'll go with the first idea.

Probably for the best. If he actually is suicidal, maybe you can talk him out of it.
#10
please don't tell me you actually read that book? (threadstarter)

and i'm thinking you should take it to the feds or teh authoritay at yer school, let them handle it.

cause i dunno, that sort of stuff is just weird and its kind of a delicate situation, say the wrong thing and bang, you might have a suicide on your hands...
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#11
umm throw apples at him
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#13
Seriously dude, just tell him to quit joking about that shit and stop telling you to do those things.
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#15
pass him a note bac, that says "stop listening to teh emo lolz, then get bac to me on the whole kill me thing XD"


ull never hear from him agian. or, u will, but he'll actaully talk to u, and you;ll get to kno him.
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#18
Maybe he has a weird fetish where he likes getting beat up by people who have never talked to him before.
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#19
gosh, you act like that would be a bad thing! look, i feel as pathetic as this kid probably does just sitting here thinking that im reading this bull**** about some kid who didnt get hugged enough, yet didnt get beaten enough to realize that his petty ****, is just that, petty, and ****
#20
keep letting it happen until one day you fall in love with each other and happily ever after.
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#21
i don't mean to offend you at all, i'm kinda just wondering, are you by chance gay? or a really attractive girl?

and is he gay?
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#23
I guess I'll confront him about it. We'll see what happens. He better be screwing around, cause I hate serious crap like this.
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#24
if this is serious to you. . . damn, so many things wrong with that idea, first, do you allways come to a forum with your "serious" problems?
#25
BEST IDEA.

go here:
http://www.rejectionhotline.com/numbers.aspx

find a number local to your area.

say "call me sometime, let's talk" and give him one of those numbers.


the one with the marshmellow mouth and the "it could always suck more" are the greatest things ever, though no local number exists for those.
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#26
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#27
Well, I'm aware of the fact that you guys aren't all "high and mighty" on the serious junk, but someone usually ends up saying something worthwhile. That emo thing made me laugh out loud. If I was a girl, that would definitely be more awkward, and I'm pretty sure he's straight. You can usually tell those things.
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#29
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Wait, youre from UT, maybe non of this wouldnt have happened if you were MORMON!


Haha is that really what people associate Utah with?
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#30
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Haha is that really what people associate Utah with?


what else is there to associate it with?

haha just joshin ya...

now please tell me where you got your username from because if its from what i think it is, my respect for you might go down a little...
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#31
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what else is there to associate it with?

haha just joshin ya...

now please tell me where you got your username from because if its from what i think it is, my respect for you might go down a little...


Haha where do YOU think it comes from?
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#32
that crappy book written by some transexual named fischye or something and was written entirely in aim type and myspace abbreviations...
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#33
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Haha is that really what people associate Utah with?


Yes. It's as simple as that. Utah = Mormon. Heck, you guys have BYU.
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#34
Goodness no, I've never even heard of that. Did you actually read it?
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#35
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Yes. It's as simple as that. Utah = Mormon. Heck, you guys have BYU.


Holy crap, a religious university, that HAS to be a first.
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#36
No... Reading the excerpt online gave me a headache, I don't know how anyone could stand to read all 100 some odd pages of it...
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#37
How can you be seniors if it says you were born in 1997?.......
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#38
Back on topic; take the note, write "Pass it on" on it, and give it to someone else. Teehee.
Or like, you know, beat him up. Kidney punches! Satiate his cravings.
#39
give him a HUG
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#40
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Ok, here's an idea...


The next time he passes a note to you, pass him one that says "Meet me at (random place) at (random time)". Hire a really fat hooker. When he shows up at the meeting place, have her tackle him and sit on his face. It will be highly entertaining at the very least, and just maybe, it will show him that no matter how bad life is, it can always get worse. Just a thought.


oh my god, I've been on UG for around 3 or 4 years, most brilliant post I've ever read, hands down. I'd pay for another one like that god damn you made my day.
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