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#1
http://www.ketv.com/news/14133442/detail.html

Nebraskan state senator Ernie Chambers has sued God. Pretty self-explanatory on why this is funny.


"It says God has caused "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects and the like."


Discuss?
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#3
He won't show at court. And where do you send the summons(or whatever the Yanks call it) to an omnipresent deity?
#4
wtf what a tard.
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#6
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He won't show at court. And where do you send the summons(or whatever the Yanks call it) to an omnipresent deity?
Everyone would be like
" WTF" if God walked into the court room
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#8
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Everyone would be like
" WTF" if God walked into the court room

And then He'd be all like "so, I take the oath like 'I swear in My name to yadda yadda yadda, so help Me, Me' then?"
#10
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Everyone would be like
" WTF" if God walked into the court room


Can you imagine how amazingly, undeniably and thoroughly ****ed the Senator would be?

EDIT: Quick question, how could the trial be fair if the defendant had the power to control the minds of the judge, jury and prosecutor? Hmm...
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#12
isnt he just doing it to prove a point?

i dont think hes serious.

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#13
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And then He'd be all like "so, I take the oath like 'I swear in My name to yadda yadda yadda, so help Me, Me' then?"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua5KDlrf7LA

Reminds me of that.

Jesus: "What. In the name of me. Is going on in here?"
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#14
*Waits for all the tards to come in yelling "GOD ISN'T REAL LOL"*

I think it's actually pretty clever . Think the Pope will show or something?
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#15
Yes, he is doing it to prove a point about how ridiculous frivolous law suits can be.
#17
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Yes, he is doing it to prove a point about how ridiculous frivolous law suits can be.

Actually I think it's the other way around, to show that any lawsuit should be allowed in court.
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#18
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oh...my...god.


Yeah, he's being sued too.
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"It says God has caused "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects and the like."


Couldn't quite keep up the lovely alliteration.
#20
I hope God sues everyone who has ever had the words Jesus or God involved with their product/tv show/whatever for blasphemy and copyright infringement.
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#21
It's only blashempy if you give a crap

Besides, copyright infringement would go to all the religions who stole the idea of god, that that'd be pretty much all of them!
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It's only blashempy if you give a crap

Besides, copyright infringement would go to all the religions who stole the idea of god, that that'd be pretty much all of them!


Each religion was independent in its creation. Besides, they'd just have to stop referring to their gods as Gods. There'd probably be mass uproar and suicide bombings.
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#25
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Can you imagine how amazingly, undeniably and thoroughly ****ed the Senator would be?

EDIT: Quick question, how could the trial be fair if the defendant had the power to control the minds of the judge, jury and prosecutor? Hmm...
He'd be like "God, no wai!!!!!" and God would say "wai!!!!!!"
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Each religion was independent in its creation. Besides, they'd just have to stop referring to their gods as Gods. There'd probably be mass uproar and suicide bombings.


Not quite, each religion (well i'm talking the big few) has borrowed heavily from the 'previous' one.

Besides, only Christians refer to their god as 'God' directly don't they?
#27
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Not quite, each religion (well i'm talking the big few) has borrowed heavily from the 'previous' one.

Besides, only Christians refer to their god as 'God' directly don't they?


Christians and Jews do it a lot. Muslims do it a fair bit. I don't know if the other big ones really do. I doubt it.

It's only borrowing in the sense that Christianity and Islam are continuations of the original Jewish tradition and Sikhism is an adaption of Hinduism. Unless you want to go into the allegations about much much earlier religious texts and all that but it's not worth it.
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#28
What a gimp. He totally stole that from the Billy Conolly movie "The Man Who Sued God". Pretty good film too. Bastard...
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#31
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Christians and Jews do it a lot. Muslims do it a fair bit. I don't know if the other big ones really do. I doubt it.

It's only borrowing in the sense that Christianity and Islam are continuations of the original Jewish tradition and Sikhism is an adaption of Hinduism. Unless you want to go into the allegations about much much earlier religious texts and all that but it's not worth it.


You get where i'm coming from, I don't really have much to add to that
#32
We're discussing this in the religion thread...kinda. If you assume that God exists, in keeping with free will He can not on a universal or general scale interfere with our natural laws and/or the cause and effect thereof.
#33
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You get where i'm coming from, I don't really have much to add to that


Sounds fair.

If the second coming suddenly happened on the court date, this guy would be screwed. That would be the funniest thing ever, bar none.
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#34
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Actually I think it's the other way around, to show that any lawsuit should be allowed in court.

No.
#35
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Sounds fair.

If the second coming suddenly happened on the court date, this guy would be screwed. That would be the funniest thing ever, bar none.


But, he would win the court case!
#36
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But, he would win the court case!


Hahahaha.

If you were the most powerful being ever, I think you'd find a way to win. Besides, how exactly would they get God to pay up if he lost?
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#37
I think we know who's not getting re-elected for another term. They may send him to a ward for further study, that'd be kind of neat.

What does he think he's going to win?
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Hahahaha.

If you were the most powerful being ever, I think you'd find a way to win. Besides, how exactly would they get God to pay up if he lost?


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#39
Haven't you seen Bruce Almighty, God can't control minds.

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