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#1
I'm really tired of all those "band defenders": you know, the ones who say 'Leave them alone, they're not sell-outs" or "Don't be closeminded, just because they're emo/metal/punk/gothic/hardcore/etc. doesn't mean they can't have good/catchy/soft/heavy/etc. songs". Blah...Blah...Blah.

Anyways, I'm starting this thread so all those band bashers can poke fun at their own list of "crappy bands" without being heckled.

So the rules:

1) No Arguing with other band bashers. Just because he/she said some things about "insert your favorite band here" doesn't mean you should cuss him/her out.
2)No Defending. SImple enough, don't get defensive, just bash those bands you don't like
3)Have as much fun as you can. Bash as much as you can, with extreme prejudice!

P.S. I ask all the mods who come in here to not close this thread. Venting off pent-up aggression is healthy.
#2
a7x ftw
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#3
Every band you have ever loved is crap.
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#4
this thread is going to fail miserably

it's going to turn into every other thread where people talk shit about bands
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#5
*insert typical answer*
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#6
yes, i'm the first to say **** mcr!


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#7
METAL BLOWS!

...Better go charge my flame shield!
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#8
Pink Floyd makes my ears bleed.
Good Charlotte makes my testicles explode (Not the good way, though).
#10
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Every band you have ever loved is crap.

but..... oh yeah i can't defend them

fine then every band you have ever loved is crap
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#11
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METAL BLOWS!

...Better go charge my flame shield!
i'm no going to say anything to you in particular but just make a general statement...

i've found that most people who bash metal are those who have never really given it a chance...
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#12
Good Charlotte is gay and so is Megadeth... there i said it
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#15
MCR[for being stuck up whiny bitches]
Cannibal Corpse for being way overrated
Nile for being worse than Behemoth, who are awesome
Daath for insulting the Marines at Ozzefest
Lordi for ripping off Gwar, and sucking at ozzfest


yes I put all those bands in same catagory as MCR, any hate comments will be accepted in a pm... and rightly returned.
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#16
slipknot sucks
mcr sucks
dashboard confessional sucks
*bash,bash,bash*
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#19
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a7x ftw


since he didn't bash anyone, can we argue with this post?
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#20
Anything Punk.
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#22
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MCR[for being stuck up whiny bitches]
Cannibal Corpse for being way overrated
Nile for being worse than Behemoth, who are awesome
Daath for insulting the Marines at Ozzefest
Lordi for ripping off Gwar, and sucking at ozzfest


yes I put all those bands in same catagory as MCR, any hate comments will be accepted in a pm... and rightly returned.


I wish i could defend nile badly but you can hate on

NU METAL KID!!!
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#24
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METAL BLOWS!

...Better go charge my flame shield!


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#25
the following bands suck teh penorz:

Slayer, old Metallica, Megadeth, Kreator, Helloween, Anthrax, Sodom, Mayhem, Satyricon, Gorgoroth, Dimmu Borgir, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Cradle of Filth, Children of Bodom, Rammstein, Exodis, Cannibal Corpse, Death, Necrophagist, Dissection

/attempt to get angry response from TS
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#26
so does korn
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#28
wow. i really like where this is going, everybody is being civilized and not defending! right on! one area of concern:
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since he didn't bash anyone, can we argue with this post?

yea he broke the rules, so bother him all you want!
#29
Quote by RageAgainst...
the following bands suck teh penorz:

Slayer, old Metallica, Megadeth, Kreator, Helloween, Anthrax, Sodom, Mayhem, Satyricon, Gorgoroth, Dimmu Borgir, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Cradle of Filth, Children of Bodom, Rammstein, Exodis, Cannibal Corpse, Death, Necrophagist, Dissection

/attempt to get angry response from TS


yet they are listed under one of ur favorite bands?
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#30
Slayer is literally noise to my ears, Seasons In The Abyss is the only good song I've heard by them.

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yet they are listed under one of ur favorite bands?

*slaps forehead*
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#31
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METAL BLOWS!

...Better go charge my flame shield!

metal sux

edit: to defend myself its becuz it just sounds like pure noise to me, no distinguishable parts of any instument no real lyrics just grunting or sumthing, its just pure noise
#32
Dave Mustain for being a whiney little pansy. "Oh I was kicked out of Metallica. I'll never let it go. Love me." SHUT UP!

As Blood Runs Black and bands of the like. Yeah, you're so hardcore \m/ [/Sarcasm]

Fall Out Boy, Panic!, Hawthorn and every other Scene/Emo band. GROW THE FUCK UP!
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#33
Quote by RageAgainst...
the following bands suck teh penorz:

Slayer, old Metallica, Megadeth, Kreator, Helloween, Anthrax, Sodom, Mayhem, Satyricon, Gorgoroth, Dimmu Borgir, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Cradle of Filth, Children of Bodom, Rammstein, Exodis, Cannibal Corpse, Death, Necrophagist, Dissection

/attempt to get angry response from TS

hahahahahahahh you got spunk! i like that

+1 for being creative!

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#35
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yea he broke the rules, so bother him all you want!


yay...

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old a7x ftw
new a7x ... that tis all
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Slayer, old Metallica, Megadeth, Kreator, Helloween, Anthrax, Sodom, Mayhem, Satyricon, Gorgoroth, Dimmu Borgir, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Cradle of Filth, Children of Bodom, Rammstein, Exodis, Cannibal Corpse, Death, Necrophagist, Dissection

suck

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#37
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yet they are listed under one of ur favorite bands?
i just copy and pasted the TS's favorite bands from his profile in an attempt to get a response

and when did this thread become the "bash genres" thread?
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#38
I hate The Locust. Eye's set to kill, Panic! At The Disco, and FalloutBoy. I think they should all fall down an epic hole and never return.
#39
Quote by RageAgainst...
i just copy and pasted the TS's favorite bands from his profile in an attempt to get a response

and when did this thread become the "bash genres" thread?

It didn't, but technically they're talking about bands, so techinically they're not breaking any rules (sneaky snakes found a loophole!)
#40
Quote by RageAgainst...
i just copy and pasted the TS's favorite bands from his profile in an attempt to get a response

and when did this thread become the "bash genres" thread?


ohhhh okay
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