#1
Have you ever stuck any foreign object up your well... butthole? I was at the hospital this summer for volunteer work, and the doctor i was working with was telling me about how he has 5-6 people a day come in with things stuck in their ass.

I personally have never stuck anything into my bottom half except my finger to see if it felt good (which it doesnt). Stories? Thoughts?
Last edited by armon77 at Sep 18, 2007,
#2
Baseball Bat, Gumballs, Sponge... Just the regular stuff
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#4
refrigerator.

took a lot of lube.
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Baseball Bat, Gumballs, Sponge... Just the regular stuff

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#7
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Baseball Bat, Gumballs, Sponge... Just the regular stuff



LOLLLL AHAHAHAHHA that was ****ing hilarious.

I stuck nothing up my ass
#8
This thread scares me. I have never even considered any of this.
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#9
hey does anybody remember that thread of that guy who had a highlighter stuck up his arse??
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#11
- A Toothbrush (the handle, not the head with the bristles)
- A Plunger (I wrapped the wooden handle with saran wrap. I felt like sticking something longer than a toothbrush)

Both items were lubricated with Vaseline.

I failed to stimulate myself though, it just felt awkward.
#13
Quote by Metal claw
- Toothbrush (the handle, not the head with the bristles)
- A Plunger (I wrapped the wooden handle with saran wrap. I felt like sticking something longer than a toothbrush)

I failed to stimulate myself though, it just felt awkward.


Break off a chair leg, they work well. Comb handles too.
#14
My ex-gf stuck a pen up my butt. But i was wasted and she was a total looney toon
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#15
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5-6?

A day?

Wow. That a bit...odd.



he's probably from san francisco..
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#17
Quote by Metal claw
- A Toothbrush (the handle, not the head with the bristles)
- A Plunger (I wrapped the wooden handle with saran wrap. I felt like sticking something longer than a toothbrush)

I failed to stimulate myself though, it just felt awkward.



I don't mean to be a dick, but you need to stay away from bathroom related items and get a big old dildo..

I'm pretty sure I'm never going to touch a plunger again, after you made me realize what other things plungers can accomplish.
#18
Quote by Metal claw
- A Toothbrush (the handle, not the head with the bristles)
- A Plunger (I wrapped the wooden handle with saran wrap. I felt like sticking something longer than a toothbrush)

Both items were lubricated with Vaseline.

I failed to stimulate myself though, it just felt awkward.


I lube up a sharpie marker once in a while, and it works for me. Really gets me going.

I bet you're all glad I shared that.
#19
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he's probably from san francisco..



Hey. I take offense to that. The only we stick up our butts here is other men's penises.
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#20
i always wondered, if you enjoy sticking things up your butt, do you also enjoy taking a crap? they basically feel the same.
#21
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My ex-gf stuck a pen up my butt. But i was wasted and she was a total looney toon

hehe Looney Toon...
I stuck a bar of soap up it when I was in the shower
#22
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i always wondered, if you enjoy sticking things up your butt, do you also enjoy taking a crap? they basically feel the same.


Haha, no it doesn't really feel the same.
#23
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i always wondered, if you enjoy sticking things up your butt, do you also enjoy taking a crap? they basically feel the same.


I never tried it.

But I've thought about jerking while taking a dump, pushing out the feces at the moment of orgasm. Kinda like how you pull out the anal beads when you're cumming.

I haven't gotten around to doing it yet though.
#24
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I never tried it.

But I've thought about jerking while taking a dump, pushing out the feces at the moment of orgasm. Kinda like how you pull out the anal beads when you're cumming.

I haven't gotten around to doing it yet though.


Haha...

I guess you're probably right, but the thought of it would just turn me off.
#25
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i always wondered, if you enjoy sticking things up your butt, do you also enjoy taking a crap? they basically feel the same.


you're sure of that?

and i'm probably gonna regret saying this but sticking stuff up your ass doesn't make you gay or abnormal in any way.
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you're sure of that?

and i'm probably gonna regret saying this but sticking stuff up your ass doesn't make you gay or abnormal in any way.


Why would you regret saying that
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#27
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you're sure of that?

and i'm probably gonna regret saying this but sticking stuff up your ass doesn't make you gay or abnormal in any way.


huh? is that sarcastic?

if so i was just experimenting
#28
it does if you are that guy that got a ball stuck in his ass
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#29
I can honestly, and proudly say that I've never stuck anything up my ass besides a midget.
#30
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you're sure of that?

and i'm probably gonna regret saying this but sticking stuff up your ass doesn't make you gay or abnormal in any way.


It's actually the opposite...

Technically, if I remember right, women feel little to no pleasure from anal, but men do because of the prostate.
#31
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Why would you regret saying that


wasn't sure how immature the pit felt like being today, can't be too careful you know?

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It's actually the opposite...

Technically, if I remember right, women feel little to no pleasure from anal, but men do because of the prostate.


yeah that was kind of my point, but i wasn't sure and i didn't want to throw stuff out there that i couldn't back up by myself... i just remember something about involuntary erections (becuase eriections are completely voluntary right ) and stuff...
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#32
I can honestly say that if I had a nickel for everytime I stuck something up my ass, I would be 5 cents richer.
#33
This thread just gave me a mental image of the future...

I hope that years from now, when people have mastered DNA and altering our genetic makeup, that they would somehow make the body produce braille bumps on our inner parts and organs.

That way I can just stick my finger up my ass and find my prostate with ease since I would be able to read it.
#34
I have never except for water, in the shower. I was talking to my friend though and he was bored so he said tell me do to something so I told him to shove a plunger in his bootay and then he said Ok then and said he got it in about 9-10 inches.


I never looked at him the same ever again.
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#35
Quote by Metal claw
This thread just gave me a mental image of the future...

I hope that years from now, when people have mastered DNA and altering our genetic makeup, that they would somehow make the body produce braille bumps on our inner parts and organs.

That way I can just stick my finger up my ass and find my prostate with ease since I would be able to read it.




i can't tell if you're serious or not and its making litteraly laugh out loud.
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#36
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Hey. I take offense to that. The only we stick up our butts here is other men's penises.


my apologies!
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