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what would the benefits be for humanity, or why would one be domesticated... I need to domesticate an animal for my geography class (we're talking about how some animals can't be domesticated due to the luck of where they evolved like rhinos and such like) so ya, what would you do if u domesticated a penguin... or a bear, doesn't matter what type of bear, just bears in general to benefit humanity... I think I should get some good creative answers...
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#3
Train it to fetch beer?
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#5
you guys can do better then that, oh and its highschool... and I'm only a freshman... and I love penguins... so no penguin burgers or beer fetching... mini butlers, thats a possibility
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you guys can do better then that, oh and its highschool... and I'm only a freshman... and I love penguins... so no penguin burgers or beer fetching... mini butlers, thats a possibility


It's a Penguin, damn it! There's not a hell of a lot you can do with flippers.
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you guys can do better then that, oh and its highschool... and I'm only a freshman... and I love penguins... so no penguin burgers or beer fetching... mini butlers, thats a possibility


The mini butlers sound like a good idea. Pre-dressed so you don't have to.
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It's a Penguin, damn it! There's not a hell of a lot you can do with flippers.


then give me ideas for a bear
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#11
I'd train MY penguin to put icy hot on my mudkipz....
while doing a barrelroll...

and *********'ing another penguin..

While using the searchbar,

to see if there were any other thread's about Carol and her saftey goggles.

damn.
I can't think of any other really bad/not funny meme's.

EDIT: oh no! 'buttsecks is cencored!
#12
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It's a Penguin, damn it! There's not a hell of a lot you can do with flippers.



You could keep him on your shoulder and when the time comes to smack a ho, he's game.
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I'd train MY penguin to put icy hot on my mudkipz....
while doing a barrelroll...

and *********'ing another penguin..

While using the searchbar,

to see if there were any other thread's about Carol and her saftey goggles.

damn.
I can't think of any other really bad/not funny meme's.


phail...
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go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.
#14
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I'd train MY penguin to put icy hot on my mudkipz....
while doing a barrelroll...

and *********'ing another penguin..

While using the searchbar,

to see if there were any other thread's about Carol and her saftey goggles.

damn.
I can't think of any other really bad/not funny meme's.


Forgetting that bastard pear already are we?
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then give me ideas for a bear


Guard-bear?
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#16
forget benifits, how ****ING COOL would it be to have a pet penguin!?
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#19
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Prostitute bears?

how about no...
annd you guys do have some good ideas
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#20
How about, super secret fish retrievers. They can dive under water to get you fish, and look damn good while doing it.
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Haha, so theres another reader on UG.

Edit: on topic, attack penguins. no one will ever expect to get jumped by penguins when they enter your house.
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#22

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#23
You could milk a penguin....
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#24
a mini fridge haha cuz they do that thing wher they put foodin their mouth then vomit it out and feed it to their young, i learned that when i was young. lol i dono what else to say, they'r just animals i don't think we should see them as tools or somethign