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#1
Ahoy UG! Today be t' good, greatest, bestest ol' 19/9! T' talk like a pirate day! So talk like pirates you filthy scoombags and give me some grog!
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#4
Quote by toolfan_121
aye walk the plank you lousy douche.


ARRGH wai' till me ends listening G&N - No'ember Rain!
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#5
Darrr! season's greetin's!

www.shartak.com

PS.) You do know Jews can't be pirates, right? j/k

PSS.) Just kiddin'.

If that came accross as offensive, you'll have to forgive me as I am rather drunk.
#8
Quote by BrianApocalypse
Darrr! season's greetin's!

www.shartak.com

PS.) You do know Jews can't be pirates, right? j/k

PSS.) Just kiddin'.

If that came accross as offensive, you'll have to forgive me as I am rather drunk.


But I want to be a pirate
If a ginger succeeded to be a pirate, I'm sure Jews can too
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#9
But Redbeard wasn't ginger, he was a daywalker.

I think that Jews would make better ninjas than pirates, anyway.

On which note, is there an international speak like a Ninja day?
#10
Arggh mateys, I'm jumpin in on this here ship to sail with all of you, where can I plug me laptop aye?

#12
Quote by BrianApocalypse
But Redbeard wasn't ginger, he was a daywalker.

I think that Jews would make better ninjas than pirates, anyway.

On which note, is there an international speak like a Ninja day?


We coul' do the Jewjitsu!

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#13
ARRGG Avast yee noobs, walk the plank, before I get me army of pirates to swab yer poop deck!!!
LET FREEDOM RING WITH A SHOTGUN BLAST!
#14
Quote by urik
We coul' do the Jewjitsu!



perfect!

Quote by Metal claw
Arggh mateys, I'm jumpin in on this here ship to sail with all of you, where can I plug me laptop aye?



Sorry, people with Down syndrome can't be pirates.
#16
Quote by BrianApocalypse

Sorry, people with Down syndrome can't be pirates.


You can't turn me down!

What if the enemies at sea challenge you to a Counter-Strike match?

You can't win without me.
#17
When I drove carriers (basically tractors designed specifically for driving in cornfields) for detasseling and a kid would miss a tassel I would yell:
Ye best not be missin' anymore tassels or I'll make ye' walk the plank!!
and
Ye miss another, wench, and I'll make ye clean teh poopdeck with yer tounge!!
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#18
agh, i still have 34 minutes untill pirate day..

edit:make that 3.
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#19
avast ye swines!!! gargle yer grog then smoketh ye pipe and get stoned matey- all men to the poopdeck for a hard scrubbing! One eyed Petey is here for ye prostate examlinations mateys
#20
It's not 9/19 yet where I am....but SOON I shall set sail upon the mighty seas with me parrot on me shoulder and me grog in me non-hook hand! YARRR
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#22
AARR I forrgot. Thank ye for reminding me. ARRR!!!!
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#23
Quote by Metal claw
You can't turn me down!

What if the enemies at sea challenge you to a Counter-Strike match?

You can't win without me.

Wanna match? I'll wipe the floor with ye, avast!
#24
58 minutes left for me....
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

#25
Yarrrr thanks for the info!
Looking to buy a Fender Jagstang, u sellin?
#26
stuff you pirates
ninjas unite!!!!!
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Wow...I can't believe no one thought of that, I actually have lost 5% of my confidence for not thinking of that, I bow to you



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#28
Quote by thefoundationof
anybody who refuses to speak like a pirate head to the thread I made with ninjas in the tittle!

already there
Quote by rocker138
Wow...I can't believe no one thought of that, I actually have lost 5% of my confidence for not thinking of that, I bow to you



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#29
Arrrrr board this 'ere vessel you filthly landlubbers we be goin' on a raid. Arrrrrrr
#31
Quote by thefoundationof
You Barbarians think that by stealing you gain wealth, the only wealth we need is the gain of honor, and to do this you must kill, you Filthy pirates, take the gold and run away, what honor do u gain with this?



Arrrr you cowardly fool. You Ninja's pride yarself on 'avin a superior intellect than us pirates well wha you said thar proves you 'ave no knowledge of the ways of the Pirate.
#32
*puts on eyecap*

*dusts off parrot*

*walks off to school*

HARRRR!
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Infantry.
#33
Quote by Grundy0
Arrrr you cowardly fool. You Ninja's pride yarself on 'avin a superior intellect than us pirates well wha you said thar proves you 'ave no knowledge of the ways of the Pirate.

Ah young fool, that is where you are wrong. I use to be a Pirate, I learned the code, and took it as my own, but then I realized there was no Honor in a pirate, that is when I left. You pirates, being the barbarians you are, tried to take my gold, I sought shelter with the ninjas, and that is when they took me in.
#34
Yargh, I would be joining ye on this day, but I'm still without friends at college, and talking like a scurvy dog may just scare them away. Yargh!
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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#35
Blisterin' Barnacles, all ye ol' pirates. Bring out the cannons, for we 'ave a ninja lair to blast. Arrr. *looks at compass*
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#36
Quote by darkstar2466
Blisterin' Barnacles, all ye ol' pirates. Bring out the cannons, for we 'ave a ninja lair to blast. Arrr. *looks at compass*


We Ninjas are unfindable with your silly primitive compasses. We have placed metal on all of the so rounding areas strong ones as well.
#39
Arrr, give me yer women n treasure ya scurvy sea bass!

Or I'm telling mom
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
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