#1
...or was that just primusfan's mother.

Eh.

Anyway, it's that time of the season, where I purposely flood my email inbox with emails from epople who want invites to Oink. Why do I do it? Well because I'm retarded.

So send me an e-mail ( kingsbury(dot)jeff(at)gmail(dot)com ) demonstrating your knowledge of how you know how important maintaining a torrent "ratio" will be and all that fun stuff, cause I can get banned if you screw up. I have a very limited amount of invites, and I can't just hand them out to n00bs. This site is A1, top-notch, front of the bus, etc. Also, if you don't have a clue what I'm talking about, figure it out, and catch the next train.

Make sure you post in this thread and include your username to match the email so I know it's not a random person from google.

Don't eff around or I'll tear you up like a college-guy at a John Kerry forum.
#2
*reported*
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#5
IIRC you're the one who invited me a while back.

The last person here I invited to OiNK hasn't used the account in 4 weeks - I hope it gets deleted for inactivity.
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#6
I'm sending you an e-mail.
I've used torrents for a while, and want to graduate from Demonoid.
Put my user name in the subject
Originally posted by VoodooChild15
If your girlfriend's having sex at 13, she's a dirty dirty whore. And if you're having sex at 14, you're a dirty dirty...pimp.


Looking for a drummer in the Detroit, MI area
PM if interested!

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#7
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IIRC you're the one who invited me a while back.

The last person here I invited to OiNK hasn't used the account in 4 weeks - I hope it gets deleted for inactivity.


#9
Many many thanks!
Very grateful!
=D
Originally posted by VoodooChild15
If your girlfriend's having sex at 13, she's a dirty dirty whore. And if you're having sex at 14, you're a dirty dirty...pimp.


Looking for a drummer in the Detroit, MI area
PM if interested!

MySpace
#10
I'll Take one, I have a 10.25 ratio on Demonoid, and I usually upload more than I download
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Brain
Are you pondering what I'm pondering pinky?

Pinky
I think so, Brain, but where would we buy rubber pants at this hour?
#11
i would love an oink invite. i have a 4.41 ratio on demonoid with like 5 gigs downloaded so i know what i'm doing with torrents and seeding and all that jazz.
#14
Thanks man, I'll be sure to seed everyday
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Brain
Are you pondering what I'm pondering pinky?

Pinky
I think so, Brain, but where would we buy rubber pants at this hour?
#15
Sending the email.
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3.14 pie or the delicious crusted treat we all know and love?


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Therefore your argument is rubbish, as well as being full of profanity and anti-Semitic. Are you Mel gibson, by any chance?
#16
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I'd ask for one, but I'm very happy with Demonoid at the moment, and don't want to ruin your oh-so-perfect score on OiNK.
Get off my lawn.
#17
If you still have any, I'd really appreciate one. Sent an email, if you're out by now np.
#18
TS was the person I got my OiNK invite from, and I have since gotten invites and blackmailed my friends and a few UGers for them. Thanks again, dude!

I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

#23
Hey, I emailed you if your still inviting people. I have a pretty good ratio with demonoid, and always seed.

Thanks man.