#1
No, I'm not kidding.

Includes video of dumbass in question

Seriously....an open letter to doctors (from another site I frequent) will say all I have to say on the subject.

Dear Medical Professionals:

I understand that you took the Hippocratic oath to help others; however, I ask that you consider amending it slightly by not dropping what you are doing every time some brainless idiot does something staggeringly feeble-minded.

Anybody stupid enough to stick a poisonous snake into his mouth does not warrant the energy and time that you must take away from other patients in order to save this semi-retarded jackass from himself.

The rest of your patients that have been sitting in your Emergency Room for two hours deserve your time far more than dimwitted morons who can't think through the simplest repercussions of their asinine ideas.

Sincerely,

Society
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#2
What a dumb****...
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#4
If he'd have croaked it, this would be a surefire winner for the Darwin Awards.
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If he'd have croaked it, this would be a surefire winner for the Darwin Awards.





*turns in his grave*
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#12
I could totally beat him in a snake eating contest.
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#14
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#18
You know...The hippocratic oath is optional these days.


I'd totally revive the dude, but say that his tongue, or whatever part of him was bit, went necrotic and disfigure him permanently.

I didn't actually watch the vid, My work comp blocks all that shizz, and I can't access the control panel to change anything.
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