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#1
so my girlfriend says she will only have sex every second day. because apparantly i dont need it or deserve it everyday!. I suggested making homemade porn to 'keep me going' when she is being a tightass but when the cameras rollin she wont do it.

Should i drug her or should i hide the camera?
#5
You should stop being a dick and not make her do something she doesn't want to do
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#6
Just rape her and film it.

Problem solved.
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#7
Quote by Garret.
You should stop being a dick and not make her do something she doesn't want to do


you are what age and havent had a girlfriend?

Garret u fudgepacker +2
#9
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Then stick it in her pooper.


na she never wipes her ass properly
#10
Quote by Garret.
You should stop being a dick and not make her do something she doesn't want to do


pussy.

But seriously, dump that controlling bitch. After you drug and sex her with the camera running of course.
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#11
haha this is the longest I've seen a thread like this last without being reported by some tool. But yeah i say drug her.

EDIT: Garret is whipped by his girlfriend if he even has one.
Last edited by Trivium! at Sep 19, 2007,
#12
pussy.

But seriously, dump that controlling bitch. After you drug and sex her with the camera running of course.

yeah she gave me this big list of demands to do before i get daily sex

make dinner
do dishes
tidy
meet her family on weekends

i was like fuk u biatch
#13
Quote by Garret.
You should stop being a dick and not make her do something she doesn't want to do



GTFO
#14
why isn't there a sex video in this thread?
Check out my latest recording on my profile
#15
throw things at her
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#16
Quote by Gwizz
you are what age and havent had a girlfriend?

Garret u fudgepacker +2


I'm more than old enough to know that if your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex on camera she shouldn't have to and I have had a girlfriend, don't try to act like you know anything about me.
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#17
Quote by Aqua Dementia
Then stick it in her pooper.



I was wondering when someone was going to say that.
#18
Quote by Garret.
I'm more than old enough to know that if your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex on camera she shouldn't have to and I have had a girlfriend, don't try to act like you know anything about me.



self indulgent teenage boy without girlfriend who tries to stick up for women in a vain attempt to try and get one. also shows appreciation for some amateur pornstar out of a pre pubescent pseudo masculine bonding effort.
#20
I wonder when Steve the Plank is going to see this.
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#21
Quote by Garret.
You should stop being a dick and not make her do something she doesn't want to do

+1
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#22
Dude, if she's that demanding, **** it. Next time you have sex, "accidentally" stick it in her ass, if she bitches, say "All right, that's it, I'm out." Then get up and leave, preferably retrieving the hidden video tape.
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#24
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throw things at her



The only logical idea in this thread so far.

I used to get my girlfriend stoned, and then throw nerf balls at her. Why? Because I'm a prick like that.
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#25
Quote by Garret.
I'm more than old enough to know that if your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex on camera she shouldn't have to and I have had a girlfriend, don't try to act like you know anything about me.



Ahh, while this is true, the threadstarter is taking the nobler path and looking for options where they can both get what they want, a compromise if you will. He's looking to be able to make a video without her knowing, because he cares about her feelings. Only in this enlightened state of love and caring does he think outside the box and come to "Drug her" and "Hide the Camera" that will make her blissful in ignorance while contributing to the relationship bond.

Don't be such an insensitive bastard!
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#26
Quote by Allnightmask22
Dude, if she's that demanding, **** it. Next time you have sex, "accidentally" stick it in her ass, if she bitches, say "All right, that's it, I'm out." Then get up and leave, preferably retrieving the hidden video tape.



hahaha
#27
Quote by Serjem
+1


thats not the attitude from someone from eastern europe. Women must have plough experience.

also you dad looks fuking cool as hell in that photo with you....
#28
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I used to get my girlfriend stoned, and then throw nerf balls at her. Why? Because I'm a prick like that.

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#29
apparently you get bashed when you give someone a good advice, wow you are all a bunch of 13 year losers, grow the **** up ...
#30
Quote by RockerPseudonym
The only logical idea in this thread so far.

I used to get my girlfriend stoned, and then throw nerf balls at her. Why? Because I'm a prick like that.



ROFL


Are all you guys stoned? seems like less little dicks on UG at this time
#32
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self indulgent teenage boy without girlfriend


so, because I'm not a dick I'm self indulgent? that's possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard

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who tries to stick up for women in a vain attempt to try and get one.


Yeah, I'm gonna try to get a girlfriend over the internet

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also shows appreciation for some amateur pornstar out of a pre pubescent pseudo masculine bonding effort


I have no clue where you got the idea that i show appreciation for an amateur Porn star but

a) I'm not prepubescent
b) "Pseudo Masculine Bonding Effort," Do you even know what that means or are you just trying to use big words to make yourself seem smarter?
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#33
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apparently you get bashed when you give someone a good advice, wow you are all a bunch of 13 year losers, grow the **** up ...


Fail. GTFO.
#34
Gwizz.. I think you have mental problems.. or you just want to get some attention Get a life ...
#35
Quote by Gwizz
ROFL


Are all you guys stoned? seems like less little dicks on UG at this time


Hey. You.


Shut Up.

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#36
Dude, why the hell is everyone picking on Garret? The threadstarter is clearly being a d*ck and doesn't seem very deserving of any action and this guy's the only one so far giving any mature reasonable advice...
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#37
Quote by Gwizz
na she never wipes her ass properly

Lol anyone else find that ****ing hilarious? Omg your going out with a chick that doesn't know how to wipe?
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#38
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mr gwizz, you are quite inconsiderate.



thanks, i like to keep that in check
#39
nerf balls make me laugh
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Kids keep having sex younger and younger these days. Eventually kids will be born without their virginity and their first words will be "bow chicka bow wow."
#40
No worries Garret. Its the internet don't take them seriously.

Thread starter do whatever you want just don't go to jail or some crazy stuff if she finds out.
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