#1
we all know these little bastards.

you're playing.. and whoops you dropped your pick.. it hits the floor and bounces its way under your desk. you look under and ... its gone? oh wait.. maybe its behind that.. no.. what the hell!?

its true.. the guitar pick gnomes are responsible for all picks lost in the world. but where do they take em?

i'm pretty sure they take em here

http://www.picksbythepound.com/guitarpicks.html

1. steal picks
2. ????
3. Profit.

now to buy myself 4 lbs of picks that were already stolen from me..
Grammar and spelling omitted as an exercise for the reader.
#2
these are like the underpants gnomes off south park
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#3
Yep, I have had this happen only to have the Gnome return them at a later date
#4
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1. steal picks
2. ????
3. Profit.

LLer?
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