#1
1. It's fine to drink at work.
2. There is one place you drink for free.
3. The best job is your hobby.
4. what's more fun then earn a living of inebriate people?
5. Lets face it guys, girls adore Barmen.

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#6
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1. It's not actually ok to drink at work
2. It might get really busy


I agree.

I work as a barman, I'm not allowed to drink anything but water at work (unless I bring in my own drink) it gets insanely busy, people are complete retards when they've been drinking. I get 1 drink a week after we have our staff meeting at 4am on Sunday mornings after a busy Saturday night.

Being a barman sucks.

Although you do get hit on a lot more frequently than normal!
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#8
You're on your feet for hours at a time serving bossy people who don't tip. Actually I couldn't give a shit about barmen, girls don't 'adore' them, and you can get fired if you drink before closing time.
#9
Every time I walk into a bar I think how bad they have it.

Especially the barmen in chav filled bars, for example Lloyds.

Non-stop work for hours, serving drunk idiots, rushing around. I couldn't handle it.
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#10
yeah i work in a bar

drinking during a shift isnt good, drinking without paying counts as stealing

still a great job tho
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You're on your feet for hours at a time serving bossy people who don't tip. Actually I couldn't give a shit about barmen, girls don't 'adore' them, and you can get fired if you drink before closing time.



TiP? ill give you a tip..dont be a fukin bartender. better working in mcdonalds!
#13
1. No its not
2. No there isnt
3. Your hobby is pouring pints and cleaning sick?
4. bouncy castle
5. ...go up to a girl, tell her your a barman and watch as she buckles at the knees.
#15
Some creepy dude that always comes in came up to my bar last Saturday, just stood there, and then threw up all over the bar top. Guess who was left to clean it?


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#17
Why being a barman what?

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#18
I'm sure being a barman is very
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#19
Uno- You'll get fired.
Dos - You only get a small discount, if that. And only when you're off duty.
Tres - People serve other people drinks as a hobby?!
Fouro? - Playing guitar and making a living?
Five-oh? - Yes, drunk girls who bat thier eyelashes for a free drink
#21
This thread is kinda pointless and not really clever.
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