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#1
so, you did your homework but forgot to pack it or whatever the teacher is having a go at you for, what do you say???

my personal preference is too interrupt them in a steady stern voice and say "i will give it to you, first thing tomorrow"

any others?
#4
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"lolwut, we had h/wk? gtfo, no wai"

LMAO that would be soo funny
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my personal preference is too interrupt them in a steady stern voice and say "i will give it to you, first thing tomorrow"


How is that clever?
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#10
I just do the homework.
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#11
"suck my balls, Mr Garrison"
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Remember us - if at all - not as lost
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#13
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I prefer to hit them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.




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#14
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#15
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"suck my balls, Mr Garrison"

...
Present them
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But only if you ride the tide
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You race toward an early grave.


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#17
Run to the teachers lounge, grab a scalding hot pot of coffee, and then punch him in the face with it. Works everytime.
#19
"I've done it but I forgot it at home". A classic manouver I've used several times. Infact I've used it twice today.
#20
"i couldn't do it.... family problems...." if they ask what problems say you'd rather not go into it.
#24
Ask him, "the better question is, why are you naked?"

then when he looks down and goes, "i'm not na--"

you just run your ass off out of the classroom.
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#26
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"i couldn't do it.... family problems...." if they ask what problems say you'd rather not go into it.


always works

or, you can talk to the teacher before class, say you're sorry blah blah...
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#28
LMAO at the house thing! Although when i do that i say "Look! a Bear!"

Anyone will look for a Bear.
#29
Quote by Metal_Rich

Nice one

I usually just say "I did it but it's at home" or "I thought it was due tomorrow". Classics. If you can get everyone who hasn't done it to say "I thought it was due tomorrow" then you can usually get away with it.
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#30
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I just sat there shaking with laugher at that.

Slightly off topic of HWK excuses but yesterday my Physics teacher said something about a roomfull of physics geniuses, I then proceeded to Grammer his ass by pointing out that the word is Genii

Earlier he said stop a conservation about little girls before it became illegal, however the convo had started by us accusing him of stealing his folder from a little girl so I simply said:
"and stealing from little girls isn't?"

About HWK I just say I'll get it to you next lesson
#31
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Rub icy hot on your teacher (i'm suprised i'm the first Icy Hot reference!)

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And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


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#33
Tell them to do a barrel roll and then shoop da whoop at them, vapourising the forever.
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#35
Works everytime...

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said "we’re up in no good"
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin’ and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin’ like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
#37
Quote by Mazzakazza
"lolwut, we had h/wk? gtfo, no wai"


LMAO. Win.
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