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#2
**** in his mouth when hes sleeping
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#3
He pays for fix. Obviously
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HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ

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#4
I don't know, it would have to be public humiliation on a large scale.
#5
I guess that would depend on where he did his buisness on the guitar.
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#6
cum in his hair when hes asleep. or just take a **** in his car. or buy a bunch of cow blood and pour it on his car.
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#10
Quote by zanz1bar
cum in his hair when hes asleep. or just take a **** in his car. or buy a bunch of cow blood and pour it on his car.


Cow blood comes in Bunches?
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dimebag put as much emotion in to 9/10 of his solos as hitler showed when putting jews in syanide showers.

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QUESTION! Does emo porn have blood everywhere from wrist wounds?

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HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ

no but seriously, HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ
#11
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pee on his mother while im drunk

Why drunk?
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#12
what friend?

all my friends either play guitar or know how much it means to me and as such they know that if they did this, they'd no longer be able to call me a friend...


because I'd have ripped out their vocal chords
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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#13
rip his head off and **** down his bloody stump of a neck.
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#14
Grab a towel...shove it down his throat...the minute his stomach starts to digest it..yank the towel out..his stomach linign comes with it and his acid juices melt his stomach =D! (I love 24.) xD
#16
Teabag with a side of Dirty Sanchez and Cleveland Steamer is what you should do to him.
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#17
Get him a prostitute with Gonorrhea on his next birthday.

It's the gift that keeps on giving.
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#19
Quote by which ones pink
You don't have a $2500 guitar, and you never actually said he did it, just what would you do if it happened.

This thread is ridiculous.


Someone obvisouly either a) had a bad day b) lacks a sense oh humour? c) someone really peed on his 2500$ guitar. d) all of the above.
#20
Give him a "body punch to the head" and put his nose in a sling!!!

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#23
Quote by minibrowny
He pays for a full setup, and becomes your rectum bitch.

I don't care what he had done, I would never bang another guy...
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#24
rub his nose in it and yell "BAD BOY"
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#25
Quote by which ones pink
You don't have a $2500 guitar, and you never actually said he did it, just what would you do if it happened.

This thread is ridiculous.


agreed
#26
Quote by Bazilisck311
I don't care what he had done, I would never bang another guy...

who said anything about banging him,

you could just make him wipe your ass after going for the sloppiest **** of your life.

methinks you doth protest too much.

lol j/k
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#28
Beat him down, call him an arsehole, and make him lick the piss up off my axe with his tongue.
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#29
Quote by Lemoninfluence
who said anything about banging him,

you could just make him wipe your ass after going for the sloppiest **** of your life.

methinks you doth protest too much.

lol j/k


And if your girlfriend happens to walk into the bathroom one day to see you crouched over the toilet with another man huddled by your ass, what are you going to tell her? "Uhh... he's checking me for prostate cancer?"
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#30
Quote by Bazilisck311
And if your girlfriend happens to walk into the bathroom one day to see you crouched over the toilet with another man huddled by your ass, what are you going to tell her? "Uhh... he's checking me for prostate cancer?"


'he pissed on my guitar so now he's my personal ass wiper as punishment.'

If you gf doesn't understand completely, then she's not worth keeping.


Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#31
well i'd smack him

but whats more rock and roll than a piss stained guitar??
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#32
Quote by samtewari
well i'd smack him

but whats more rock and roll than a piss stained guitar??

a personal ass wiper that's what.

I'm telling you, when I become a rockstar and tour through your town I'll let you have a go of my personal ass wiper if you tell me your username on UG.

you'll see what you''ve been missing out on...


you'll see...

you'll all see...


HAHAHAHA *maniacal laughter*
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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#33
Quote by Lemoninfluence
'he pissed on my guitar so now he's my personal ass wiper as punishment.'

If you gf doesn't understand completely, then she's not worth keeping.




Yes but of all the humiliating things you could subject another man to, why subject him to something that looks as though you have a homosexual scat fetish? I'm not nearly German enough to agree with this type of punishment.
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#34
Phase 1: Sneak up on him while he sleeps.
Phase 2: ??????
Phase 3: Profit

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#35
Quote by Bazilisck311
Yes but of all the humiliating things you could subject another man to, why subject him to something that looks as though you have a homosexual scat fetish? I'm not nearly German enough to agree with this type of punishment.

yes but the fact that he pissed on your $2500 guitar means that you are exempt from any homosexuality of the acts because you are doing them to punish the guy not for your personal enjoyment...

contrary to what I may have said earlier in the thread

>.>

<.<

>.>
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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#36
lay a dear carcass on the front seat of his car
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#37
i would quite honestly do nothing if it didn't damage the guitar in anyway, just make him rub some lemon oil on it or something.

ironically just last week my friend urinated over his laptop while drunk.. he told the tech that he spilled water on it but i guess the smell would have made it obvious
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#39
Quote by zanz1bar
cum in his hair when hes asleep


That's probably the easiest thing and most disgusting one to do so take a shot at it.
I'm sure it would be much more appealing and satisfying then making him pay near-enough nothing to get it polished.
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#40
Quote by zanz1bar
cum in his hair when hes asleep..


i couldnt imagine how akward it would be if he woke up mid-orgasm
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