#1
So, the other day at school (I started a new school, where no guys but me have long hair, where nobody but me listens to classic rock, metal, or any rock in general, in fact, and where nobody seems to play guitar) a girl came up to me after math class when everybody realized that I'm the only one who understand anything and I suddenly became uber popular, and she said started a conversation that went something like this,
"Hey, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but if you want to get any friends, any normal friends, I mean, you should really cut your hair."
"No, I'm fine, I don't really care."
"But... ugh... you want friends, don't you?"
"Yeah, sure, but I'm fine with my hair, my brother's hair is a lot longer than mine."
"Holy crap, but still, think about the practical world, here people associate long haired guys with gay people"
"Well, I'm trying to prove that straight guys can have long hair too"
"But think of the practical world..."
"But think of the practical world, I'm a guitarist, I need long hair."
"But you don't play gui..."
"Yes I do"
"Ugh... another excuse." At this point she gave up and walked away.
Anybody else have something like this happen to you?
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#2
no...

and don't cut your hair
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#4
Everyone knows long-haired people don't have any mates! Look it up on Wikipedia guys!
#5
Oh yeah,i do play guitar...'For fecks sake not another excuse...' what the hell,kick her in the head and sheet on her hea,herman ri style.
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#7
Haha! That's stupid.

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#8
Jerks.


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#9
weird, never heard that before. don't cut it if you don't want to though
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#10
dude...don't ever...EVER...cut your hair. It's more important than those fags anyway...makes ya stand out in a cool way
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#11
Holy ****, that sounds like another planet. Show them some pictures of metal and rock bands with uber long hair.
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#12
Since when is long hair associated with homosexuality? Did I miss the memo?
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one hand under chin, one hand behind head (opposite side of chin) and quickly, yet effectivly... snap her neck
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no...

and don't cut your hair


Not planning to
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#15
im constantly getting told to cut my hair. its really annoying as most of the people who do it are about 11-13.

And how is long hair gay?! i cant think of any gay people with long hair.
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#16
Dude ppl tell me to cut my hair all the time. Theres actually some girls who asked me if i actually wash my hair and since its really oilly, it always looks dirty and it doesnt help that i have long nails on my right hand and short on my right due to me playing classical and flamenco but it still doesnt help if i explain it so from now on whehn they ask i just say i use it to kill people whenh i dont get my way. Theyre all duche bags. Dont cut your hair and dont listen to them.
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wow. sounds like you live in like... nowhere, North Dakota or something.

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Since when is long hair associated with homosexuality? Did I miss the memo?


yea i also never understood that connotation
#23
the ironic thing is gay people like men and not women and women have long hair so with that logic gay people have short hair to make each other attractive to each other
#24
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But, don't cut your hair. I've got long hair but so do all my friends.
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So, the other day at school (I started a new school, where no guys but me have long hair, where nobody but me listens to classic rock, metal, or any rock in general, in fact, and where nobody seems to play guitar) a girl came up to me after math class when everybody realized that I'm the only one who understand anything and I suddenly became uber popular, and she said started a conversation that went something like this,
"Hey, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but if you want to get any friends, any normal friends, I mean, you should really cut your hair."
"No, I'm fine, I don't really care."
"But... ugh... you want friends, don't you?"
"Yeah, sure, but I'm fine with my hair, my brother's hair is a lot longer than mine."
"Holy crap, but still, think about the practical world, here people associate long haired guys with gay people"
"Well, I'm trying to prove that straight guys can have long hair too"
"But think of the practical world..."
"But think of the practical world, I'm a guitarist, I need long hair."
"But you don't play gui..."
"Yes I do"
"Ugh... another excuse." At this point she gave up and walked away.
Anybody else have something like this happen to you?



ok...I miss the point...why is the fact that you play guitar relevant to the lenght of your hair??


..and If you don't feel like it, don't cut your hair. It's none of their business anyway.
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haha wtf. where do you live?

his profile says vermont... but that's supposed to be a bunch of long haired hippie stoners..?
#28
what a bunch of close-minded fools they be. yar.

make em all walk the plank!!!
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#29
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Since when is long hair associated with homosexuality? Did I miss the memo?


No, we just forgot to send it to you


Seriously though, did that really happen? You'd think people would be a bit more... openminded these days.
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#30
Eh...I had long hair once. It was far too annoying. Once I cut it, many little nuisances were lifted off my shoulder. But still, people shouldn't judge others on hair length.
#31
one of my friends got threatened in his school by some dick once over his long hair. the next day, when he refused to cut it, aforementioned dick tried to give him a beating. little did he know, despite only bein about 5'6'' my friend had been doin ju-juitsu since he was 9. mister dick proceeded to get several shades of **** beaten outta him, and all in self defence! lovely....
the moral of the story, if ur gonna have long hair in a hostile environment, either learn self defence, or become one charmin mofo!
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#35
Theres no boy with long hair at my school and I would like it. Long hair is damn hott IMO (I'm a girl so I'm not gay)seriously if all ppl at ur new school are like her dont make friends at that school
#36
Aha, that's bloody pathetic. Good on ya man!

And You stole Gallagher2006's Avatar I think... whatever his name is.

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#37
Shave your head bald and then run into school the next day, all panicky, grab her, and scream, "WHERE THE HELL DID IT GO?!?!?! AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!"
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#38
shave your pubes,put them in a jar,and give them to her

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#39
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ok...I miss the point...why is the fact that you play guitar relevant to the lenght of your hair??


..and If you don't feel like it, don't cut your hair. It's none of their business anyway.



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