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#1
There are so many ridiculous ones outthere for real make one up


Post Asscore Metal
#4
Blackened Imperialistic Symphonic Post-Colonial Death Trash/Drone Metal
I'm a communist. Really.
#6
Quote by DREAM EVIL 1138
techno-dance-club metal.



believe it or not that exists..check out the band Enter Shikari
#7
Rainbow Metal.

As supposed to 'Black Metal', this one's of a homosexual nature.
#9
scat metal

like scat porn but metal

type that into google images, i dares ya
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I Witnessed The Glory Of GORHL!

"It all shall fall, by the grace of the people." - ZDLR in Producer.
#10
UBERCORE!!!

The latest in German death metal.
So good to see you once again.
I thought that you were hiding.
And you thought that I had run away.
Chasing the tail of dogma.
I opened my eye and there we were .
#11
Quote by AMP64
believe it or not that exists..check out the band Enter Shikari


Enter Shikari is in no way metal, they're a hardcore band I believe.

Borrowing from a friend of mine, DeathViolinCore with Pirate and Blackened Death influences.
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#12
pre-post upsidedown white/black war therapy-metal
I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three-ring circus sideshow world.


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#16
Monday Metal

Metal music about how pants Mondays always are!
Quote by fukyu1980
LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#17
Quote by Raziel2p
Blackened Imperialistic Symphonic Post-Colonial Death Trash/Drone Metal



ROFL
#20
epic black power death trash
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#23
Scientologist Metal

Post-Thrash Theory Metal

Air Guitar Metal

Hardcore grunge metal
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#24
Richard-Simmons-Grind/Thrash.
Member #3 of the "I play my guitar as high as Tom Morello does" club.
#25
gangsta-rap-Death-Metal. When Death Metal Vocalists decide to rap. would be awful and hilarious at the same time.
#27
Emo-metal!

Because burning church isn't fashion anymore, so black/death/trash headbangers need anything to destroy! (and, finally, do something good to the world)
#28
Burglar Metal
Duck Metal
and my personal favourite
Menopause Metal
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In-depth common sense, at your service.


I Witnessed The Glory Of GORHL!

"It all shall fall, by the grace of the people." - ZDLR in Producer.
#29
Quote by qotsa1998
gangsta-rap-Death-Metal. When Death Metal Vocalists deicide to rap. would be awful and hilarious at the same time.


eheh

#31
not metal but
canteloupe corpse
hammer smashed fruit
seed removal device
rotted apple landslide
I want to go as far to the edge without going over. Out on the edge, you can see all kinds of different things.
#33
I don't really like how the Music Industry came up with all the current Metal name genres. (Power, Thrash, etc)

They should have just called them Copper Metal, Mercury Metal, Aluminum Metal, etc.

It just sounds more brutal.
#34
Quote by chrismetal86
not metal but
canteloupe corpse
hammer smashed fruit
seed removal device
rotted apple landslide


Now that's a scary metal name...
#35
Quote by The Overlord
Enter Shikari is in no way metal, they're a hardcore band I believe.




do you understand what hardcore is?. in rock circles it is underground punk like sick of it all, in dance circles it is described as **** dance music. The guy does death metal screams and they have metalcore esque riffs AND they use techno samples so i rest my case
#36
^ not another "you don't what hardcore is" guy

Teddy-Metal


for the kid who loves to mosh, but justs wants to cuddle afterwards
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#38
CLASSICAL METAL! Neoclassical metal guitar mixed with opera that has been metalized...
#40
progressive math girnd emo core
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