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#1
Sorry for the essay in advance. Well, what a lovely night. Or should I say fortnight - this is like the 4th/5th time I've had encounters in the past 2 weeks, all with different chavs. My mate came round to mine with his dog and we were walking back to his, which is just about 5 minutes round the corner from mine. We were walking past a Tesco Express and these 2 chavs were sitting on a wall - we recognised one (the small one), who'd been in the year above us at school.
The other one got off the wall and started asking us for a spare cig then asked us if we were gay (obviously the intellectual). So after giving him a cig, the bigger one decided to start asking for our phones ''i'm not trying to rob ya or anything lad i just need to borrow ya fone'' etc etc. When we said we didn't have any, they started asking for 40p.
We told them we didn't have any, which was true - we both said after we'd happily give 40p to get rid of these losers. I offered the bigger one another cig, and he accepted it, when the smaller one grabbed my top, telling me he was going to smash my head in etc. He then let go and we were walking away, and he hit my mate, who luckily had just turned away from them so he only got hit on the side of the head. As we were walking away, the smaller one continued to shout brainless insults. The bigger one caught us up again, saying something like "have you not got 40p lads give us a fuckin lighter now, sorry about that (presumably about the smaller one hitting us)", so I gave him my matches and that was about it.

Frankly, we didn't want any trouble, as they're the kind who hang around in gangs of 20 in our lovely little shity town, so next time we saw them we might get stabbed or something, we could have been stabbed then; we didn't want to run as they could have easily followed and seen where my mate lived.

Later on they saw my mate's brother and asked him for a lighter, when he said he didn't smoke they said ''sound, have a good night'', or one of them did - whilst the other was hassling 'some old guy' as his bro put it - asking for a cig, telling him he's a twat etc.

I thought I'd let you UGers have another great story about this plague of our country, I really hope there is some sort of cull soon and mass murder of these scum (sounds bad, but I don't care, the world would be a better place if they all just went to hell right now). We were sitting with kitchen knives while watching TV, just in case by some chance they went past and decided to go robbing, haha. In a way I wish they had, what I wouldn't give for a chance to seriously hurt one of these bellends.

Just a bit worried if I see these pricks in town, hopefully they are too dumb to remember and/or recognise me.


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Last edited by Froddy at Sep 19, 2007,
#2
Chavs are generally pussies. If you're confident and don't show any fear, they'll **** off for good.
#3
Far, I know how it is to actually get mugged by Non-Chav Gangsters...
Not too fun at all, they all tend to have the same technique though, It pisses me off when they think they can do whatever the hell they want in a town because they are in a large group at night... I have plenty of mates, and yeah, we go from place to place at night but we keep to ourselves and don't hassle anyone... I don't know why some stupid douche's like these need to ruin everyone elses night.
#4
Sounds almost exactly like the "gangster" community in America. Kill them all, I don't give a fuck. If you're too pussy to fight without a weapon/load of friends, then you shouldn't go looking for a fight.
#5
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Chavs are generally pussies. If you're confident and don't show any fear, they'll **** off for good.


Or stab you or burn your house, they're not all pussies
#6
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Or stab you or burn your house, they're not all pussies

I never suggested they were.
#7
lol, if u could id just tell u to carry a gun, but just get ur own gang of friends and beat their asses
#8
lol get em round here too (just north of london)...they only hassle ya if theres more than 2 of um .. and if they dont get their own way they just fight ya. They made a big mistake though one day...

.. me n mates playing football, about 6/7 of us, n a group of about 9 chavs came over and said can we play with ya, obvsiously we said no ebcause they're scum lol. so they went one step further n said "give us ur ball then". obviously i said no again, so then me n my m8s carried on playing while they just sat down n watched ( they were on bmx's by the way) then my n my m8s sat down at the side 4 a drink. one decides to come over and harrass us by cycling right near our feet, not going over them .. well until 1 min later when he decided to run over my foot. thats when me and my mates lost it lol. got the one on the bike and threw him into the goal posts, thus knocking him out. then i approached the group (before i mention this, they could have flattened me if they wanted lol me vs 7 of um)and i said, now can u just **** off. they were like no mate ur the ones gonna **** off. so i said "right then, why dont u call get in a nice queue so we can ****ing leather ya"...upon hearing that, they went" hurrah!!

so here my advice....

1) stand up 2 them
2) try n make sure they aint carrying weapons n **** on um before u start getting cocky to them back...
3) if they wont budge, knock em down, theyre pussies...


the end.
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#9
Find out where they live. Use the night to hide your advance, and set their house or lawn on fire, throw rocks through the window, etc.

If they won't let you pick 'em off one on one, you gotta learn about other means of getting revenge.
#10
Lol I wish, but this particular 'gang' generally are the most brainless bunch of idiots in our town, and have been for a few years, and if you touch one of them then you can expect 'retribution' as such, in the form of brain damage, knife wounds, permanent wounds etc, all have been done.

I know what you mean WH15P3R - I don't know about you but I actually feel bad when I'm walking with a groupd of mates and people coming towards you obviously feel intimidated - makes me feel like a bastard, even though I'm not doing anything wrong.


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#11
Dude you should have gone got a bat or piece of wood and ****in set them strait, dont take that kinda crap from mindless wankers like that...

All chav's are just breeding stock, they mean nothing, dont take crap dude!!!!! you'll feel better if you stick up for yourself
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Find out where they live. Use the night to hide your advance, and set their house or lawn on fire, throw rocks through the window, etc.

If they won't let you pick 'em off one on one, you gotta learn about other means of getting revenge.

That's a really, really good idea . . . simple and obvious, but brilliant.


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I wouldn't call all people that avoid fights cowardly. There's certainly other factors that can sway one's decision.

For example, if someone is pissing me off, and I'm in an isolated area, with a decent amount of money in my wallet, I wouldn't fight backed. Of course, if there were other people around to make sure they don't rob me after I get trampled by 5 of 'em, then I wouldn't mind a good fight to get the adrenaline going. The best is when you've got some friends with you, because then everyone gets riled up.

I remember one time some asshole tried to **** with us (we were trying to buy some weed off of him and he gave us misleading directions on purpose) so we found out where he lived, parked near his house, took golf clubs out of my mate's trunk, and stood outside his house and called him and told him to get the **** out so we could talk. Unfortunately, he said he was gonna call the cops, but we decided since we scared him ****less anyway that it was a job well done. You should have heard the tone in his voice, it was hilarious. He sounded like he was gonna break down and cry at any moment.

We're still gonna kick the **** out of him if we ever see him again though. I later found out that I went to highschool with him, and he was one of the kids that acted like he was a gangster. Would have loved to pummel his face in.

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That's a really, really good idea . . . simple and obvious, but brilliant.

Thank you, unfortunately I've yet to be able to do this because I have never had any real enemies. Even the people I hated liked me for some reason. I was generally just one of the most well liked guys in highschool. It was both good and bad at the same time, but mostly good.
#14
I don't get it, how do Chavs afford Burberry?
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Find out where they live. Use the night to hide your advance, and set their house or lawn on fire, throw rocks through the window, etc.

If they won't let you pick 'em off one on one, you gotta learn about other means of getting revenge.

Developing this, walking along with a rolled up newspaper and simply lighting it on fire then throwing it near something flammable could work well.

It honestly pains me that these people get away with injuring and even killing people because they think they own the place. Not to mention half of them are living off of the government's funds.
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lol get em round here too (just north of london)...they only hassle ya if theres more than 2 of um .. and if they dont get their own way they just fight ya. They made a big mistake though one day...

.. me n mates playing football, about 6/7 of us, n a group of about 9 chavs came over and said can we play with ya, obvsiously we said no ebcause they're scum lol. so they went one step further n said "give us ur ball then". obviously i said no again, so then me n my m8s carried on playing while they just sat down n watched ( they were on bmx's by the way) then my n my m8s sat down at the side 4 a drink. one decides to come over and harrass us by cycling right near our feet, not going over them .. well until 1 min later when he decided to run over my foot. thats when me and my mates lost it lol. got the one on the bike and threw him into the goal posts, thus knocking him out. then i approached the group (before i mention this, they could have flattened me if they wanted lol me vs 7 of um)and i said, now can u just **** off. they were like no mate ur the ones gonna **** off. so i said "right then, why dont u call get in a nice queue so we can ****ing leather ya"...upon hearing that, they went" hurrah!!

so here my advice....

1) stand up 2 them
2) try n make sure they aint carrying weapons n **** on um before u start getting cocky to them back...
3) if they wont budge, knock em down, theyre pussies...


the end.


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#17
It sounds like a huge aggravation. What in the past 20 years could have caused part of a whole generation of Britons to become wiggers? I can understand the punks being disillusioned by their Blitz-survivor parents, but I can't think of anything that could make these kids be so stupid. Maybe a chemical spill..
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Don't make a thread whining about chavs just because you and your friend don't have the nerve to stand up for yourselves. Would it have been better if they were metalheads bullying you..

Well personally I've never had a problem with metalheads, 99% I know are good guys/gals. And think what you want, I don't really give a shit, but sometimes it's better to 'run' than to stand and fight.


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It sounds like a huge aggravation. What in the past 20 years could have caused part of a whole generation of Britons to become wiggers? I can understand the punks being disillusioned by their Blitz-survivor parents, but I can't think of anything that could make these kids be so stupid. Maybe a chemical spill..



obvious ... council estates
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You Brits are lucky. We have real gangs to worry about here (especially in DC).
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We have silly Somalians instead..
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#22
I would have headbutted the small one. I would have got my head kicked in though.
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You Brits are lucky. We have real gangs to worry about here (especially in DC).

Don't think that there aren't gangs here in Britain - maybe not as highly publicised/ruthless etc but still . . .


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#24
surely there nust be some triads/mafia/yardies in london seeing as they are many of the nations/cultres w/e in UK today...
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obvious ... council estates

Double tee eff mate? What's that? (too lazy to wikipedia it)
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#26
This is what elements of Socialism does to a country. I hate to say it, but I think we need to all go back to good old pure free-market Capitalism.
#27
my friend, council estates (this is just general, for those who do live on them this aint personally to you) but its where chavs breed where girls get pregnant at 14 and the parents are 99/100 times to blame. Mainly its ppl who cant get jobs and live off government money. but nice and bluntly, lol
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#28
So 'chavs' are basically just dickheads that beat people up and generally commit misdemeanors around town? I think we call them yobs down here. Interesting how slang works in different countries.
#29
In the states we have "gangsters"...thier rich kids that come to school everyday with a new 80$ jersy every day. You cant do a thing cuz they dont fight fair. I say if you're gonna fight someone do it one on one. Otherwise...its just a bad idea. They get scared by themselves. Not to be racist but most of them are the black kids that listen to the really ****ty rap. Its funny cuz if you get to know them most of them are utter wimps... I mean thier afraid of the woods, the dark, you name it. Plus the "punk" crowd over here is just as bad as the preps...just a different style. It sucks.
#30
And yet your government continually tries to help them with free food and lodging even though they will never get jobs or an education. With Socialism gone, chavs would be forced to become productive members of society, or die out. Objectivism FTW!
#31
lol in the UK here are your typical chavs....


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#32
I think a bit of good old fashioned government sanctioned police brutality would sort it all out. A guy at work was telling me how when he was a lad he was wheeling his bike down the road, and a police car pulled up infront of him. The officer gets out and says "I saw you riding your bike down the pavement back there" so the guy says back "no I wasn't, I've been wheeling it the whole way". The cop just smacked him round the side of the head and said "don't you ****ing backchat me, sonny!"

Nowadays, if the police can't do jack **** to a chav, no matter what they know he's done, because unless it's murder or gbh it's "not worth the public money" to prosecute them. I know, my cousin is a police woman.
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#33
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So 'chavs' are basically just dickheads that beat people up and generally commit misdemeanors around town? I think we call them yobs down here. Interesting how slang works in different countries.



You are far behind... We called those people yobs 50 years back...



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#34
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So 'chavs' are basically just dickheads that beat people up and generally commit misdemeanors around town? I think we call them yobs down here. Interesting how slang works in different countries.

Yobs, pretty much yeah. Hang around in gangs and go on a power trip, attacking people, vandalising people, and literally get away with murder (or, get a measly 2 year probation or something stupid like that) for killing say, a father of a young girl for no apparent reason (I'm pretty sure that happened this year).


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#35
they should just have zero welfare state. in evolutionary terms we are going backwards and devolving because we are keeping the people (like chavs) alive by paying them to stay on benefits whilst not having an education or any braincells.

I guarantee you 50% of chavs would die of starvation in 1 year of zero welfare state because they wouldnt realise potatos grow in fields not in mcdonalds resturants

or as my granny says..put them down the mines...then they wouldnt have the energy to steal shellsuits
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they should just have zero welfare state. in evolutionary terms we are going backwards and devolving because we are keeping the people (like chavs) alive by paying them to stay on benefits whilst not having an education or any braincells.

I guarantee you 50% of chavs would die of starvation in 1 year of zero welfare state because they wouldnt realise potatos grow in fields not in mcdonalds resturants

or as my granny says..put them down the mines...then they wouldnt have the energy to steal shellsuits


YES! Someone's talking sense!

Welfare creates a culture of dependance. Even in starving African countries you see the same thing. People get fed for free so they never learn to fend for their own. In GB, people are fed for free so they just **** around all the time and commit vulgar acts of violence.

As much as I hate to sound like a "backwoods conservative American" type, Brits need guns and free-market with vastly reduced "safety nets."
#37
not being a racist or anything, but does any1 think they are what they are ppl calling them "wiggers" because of britains mass immigration problems. Fact, over 50% of ppl in london and the surrounding areas arent white (dont know figures around the uk). 50 years ago there were no problems with chavs, but isnt it a coincidence that in these 50 years the rise of chavs has happened. Then they hang around with the white boys, and the white boys try to copy the black boys, as its something that this country is coming to terms with. thus creating wiggers. Sorry if any1 takes offence to this, but its not racist, its a factual based opinion...
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my friend, council estates (this is just general, for those who do live on them this aint personally to you) but its where chavs breed where girls get pregnant at 14 and the parents are 99/100 times to blame. Mainly its ppl who cant get jobs and live off government money. but nice and bluntly, lol

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Don't think that there aren't gangs here in Britain - maybe not as highly publicised/ruthless etc but still . . .

Oh, I know they have gangs there, they just don't seem to kill as much as they do here. Probably because it's really easy to get guns in the US.
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not being a racist or anything, but does any1 think they are what they are ppl calling them "wiggers" because of britains mass immigration problems. Fact, over 50% of ppl in london and the surrounding areas arent white (dont know figures around the uk). 50 years ago there were no problems with chavs, but isnt it a coincidence that in these 50 years the rise of chavs has happened. Then they hang around with the white boys, and the white boys try to copy the black boys, as its something that this country is coming to terms with. thus creating wiggers. Sorry if any1 takes offence to this, but its not racist, its a factual based opinion...

Back then there was more 'Police brutality', and no government funds - they had to work to live.
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