#1
Everytime I start a thread, it gets 100 views, but only like 3 posts. And the posts are always just flaming and stuff. Are my threads really that boring or noone knows what I'm trying to say or what?

Please Answer.
#3
Apparently they are, bud.
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#4
interesting. it could be that people just don't feel like posting at the time or something along those lines
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#6
You fail on a massive scale...?
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#9
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Based on this thread alone I'd say they do suck


Agreed.
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#10
yep.
major thread suckage
you were totally asking for it.
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#11
welcome to the Pit my fellow UG-er
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#12
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Maybe your threads just suck.
exactly


try starting more penis/pubic hair threads...they seem to be quite popular
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#13
*looks at thread*
*tries to think of a witty comment but nothing comes up*
*leaves thread*
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#15
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exactly


try starting more penis/pubic hair threads...they seem to be quite popular


penis hair

lol
#17
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Everytime I start a thread, it gets 100 views, but only like 3 posts. And the posts are always just flaming and stuff. Are my threads really that boring or noone knows what I'm trying to say or what?

Please Answer.



Stop exaggerating, and you'll arrive at the answer, most people that read threads don't care enough, or know the answer to th persons question.

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#18
maybe they have nothing to say about it, it sound interesting so they check it out, but they can't relate or don't have anything to say, or they're just looking for some info
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#19
Like, I'll post a thread asking if anyone (company or private luthier) could build me a guitar in the shape of an anchor. Twenty minutes later, a post finally shows up. It says, "just google it." I would, but I am not going to go through 2,220,050 results. Instead someone could just say, 'oh, i heard of this company once, they...' And that would be fine.

I'm not trying to get stuff stickied. I am asking genuine questions. I would ask my guitar teacher, but he's busy as it is. Between 5 different bands, (overkill? what do I know?, not much apparently.) college, and his own personal life.
#20
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penis hair

lol
didn't mean for it to read that way but it appears as though it did...
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#21
because we are lazy bastards


and we want all the attention

give it to us

give it to us hard
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#22
make more interesting threads. and really, if its that important to you, you can search through the first few pages of a google search.
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#24
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because we are lazy bastards


and we want all the attention

give it to us

give it to us hard


rofl
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#25
Because we're sensible. We only give answers or replies if we can give any valid input; if we don't, we just leave it. Which also means we're stupid, because 97% of the time people can't give valid input.
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#26
It's the FBI. They know about your child porn/snuff movie empire, and they're just waiting for you to slip up.
#27
well you guys have given him what he wants...
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#28
... this itself was a boring thread... sorry.

whining gets you nowhere. be strong little one.

and find some good material... its out there... in the wide... world... web...
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#34
Just post something 4chan-related and you'll have a flurry of posts. Lots of "LOLz!!11" and "PWNED!!1" from 4chan supporters, and posts of irritation and frustration from normal human beings those of us not keen on 4chan. Either way, the post count will shoot up.

Also, you're posting in the right forums yeah? Gear building & Customising?