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possibly the worst thread i've seen all night and there has been some stiff (heh...stiff ) competition
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#3
ha. probably the singer. there not bad musicians (including the singer) I just don't like there music.
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#6
You're the worst member of slipknot
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The "percussionist." Joey's awesome though. He went to my rival high school.
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You're the worst member of slipknot


This, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a major burn.


Anyway this thread is lame. They're all good musicians (besides Clown the keg smasher) in their own respects. Personally I happen to think Corey has a pretty good voice when he's doing his whole Stone Sour thing. Slipknot really just makes them all out to be piss-poor human beings who do nothing but scream and go chugga chugga chugga.
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This, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a major burn.

..........scream and go chugga chugga chugga.



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You're the worst member of slipknot



haha for all we know, that could be true

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#12
the 'sampler' (i think hes the guy with the needle things stickin out of his mask

seriously, did they need an entire separate person to be in charge of just 'samples'???
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possibly the worst thread i've seen all night and there has been some stiff (heh...stiff ) competition

+1

Why would i hate slipknot members??
They're a pretty descent band for what they do!
#14
The clown guy.

Seriously, they were probably just starting off, and all of them were friends, and, he was like "I wanna be in your band" and they told him he could play the cowbell or something so he feels good. Then, slowly became the guy who does nothing.

Joey is amazing, though.
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the 'sampler' (i think hes the guy with the needle things stickin out of his mask

seriously, did they need an entire separate person to be in charge of just 'samples'???

+1!

"Sampler"?

"Guy that hits peices of metal "?

Since when is hitting random junkyard objects considered being a percussionist?

I don't understand the masks either. Do you really need a mask to enhance your music? Sure maybe its good for onstage, but they take it a little too far. I think having kick-ass music is the best way to enhance your stage presence.
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The clown guy.

Seriously, they were probably just starting off, and all of them were friends, and, he was like "I wanna be in your band" and they told him he could play the cowbell or something so he feels good.

Yea, and they must have already had a bassist.
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The clown guy.

Seriously, they were probably just starting off, and all of them were friends, and, he was like "I wanna be in your band" and they told him he could play the cowbell or something so he feels good. Then, slowly became the guy who does nothing.



Well he got bumped up to the keg, which I guess is like an over-sized cowbell.
#17
Gotta be the stupid clown guy, he's so pointless, does he even do anything besides hit things with a bat
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#18
that guy witha ll the spikes coming out of his head...
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#19
I hate... all of them. I hate metal and screamo, emo, ska, rap, etc. So I guess saying I hate Slipknot isn't saying much.
#22
Grow up.
Don't make a topic because you hate someone.
Besides, Slipknot is better than you will ever be.
So, go away and close this.

Besides, they're a great band for what they do. It's hard to collaborate with 9 members.
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#23
How can you hate SlipKnoT?

They are awesome!!!
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This, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a major burn.


Anyway this thread is lame. They're all good musicians (besides Clown the keg smasher) in their own respects. Personally I happen to think Corey has a pretty good voice when he's doing his whole Stone Sour thing. Slipknot really just makes them all out to be piss-poor human beings who do nothing but scream and go chugga chugga chugga.

Well the sampler and other percussionist are really unnecessary as well and the DJ just ruins it, but Mick Thompson actually can play and so can Jim Root (Not as well as the lead, but he's good in SS). The drummer is extremely good obviously, just check out his Roadrunner United work.
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I don't know any members of slipnot
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#28
They're all extremely talented at what they do, but I think #0 does better stuff when he's DJ Starscream. That's some awesome stuff.

Just because the TS and a few of his anti-Slipknot cronies (*cough* Neptune1988 *cough*... are you really that closed minded to music?) are (delete as applicable):

a) jealous
b) N'Sync loving fanboys
c) very jealous
d) closed minded

or probably haven't heard anything by Slipknot except what their friends tell them, doesn't mean that Slipknot are a bad band. They are like Marmite though, you either love them or hate them.
#29
i dont really hate them i just like their older stuff and stone sour..(tho stone sour aint as heavy as slipknot)
but did they really have to put a dj in their group..totally not cool.sids better on his own anyways
#30
Meh, I can't tell the difference between them, or any of their songs. I don't hate them, though. I just wish they'd not intrude upon my awareness of the world.
#31
Yeah i agree with a lot of these replies.

They are good for what they do. Corey Taylor is a good singer... in StoneSour. Joey is amazing no matter what hes in. the guitarist's are... ok. but its not like their genre requires extremely hard guitar.

But yes, that clown dude ****s me. hitting a beer keg isnt an instrument. and that spikey dude. i still dont even know what he does!
got nothing against them though really. i mean, there better than me!
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Yeah i agree with a lot of these replies.

They are good for what they do. Corey Taylor is a good singer... in StoneSour. Joey is amazing no matter what hes in. the guitarist's are... ok. but its not like their genre requires extremely hard guitar.

But yes, that clown dude ****s me. hitting a beer keg isnt an instrument. and that spikey dude. i still dont even know what he does!
got nothing against them though really. i mean, there better than me!

Depends. You maybe don't know how far you could go hitting beer kegs for a living. You might be even better than the clown-mask-guy.
#33
*reported*

This should go in the slipknot thread, or not exist at all. How many records have you sold threadstarter? and how many have slipknot?

Sounds like jealousy to me...
#35
I'd probably say Mick Thomspon simply cause he takes away from just how awesome Jim Root can be, however, i don't have to say that as i can just listen to Stone Sour instead.
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#36
Not the biggest fan of Slipknot, but theyre a great band, all of them are great musicians.
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Mine is the stupid clown that hits on any random object


Too true. He is a "crowd pleaser" so I hear...
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