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If you were to compare a band to a sexual Maneuvers, which band/maneuvers and why

eg

Metallica would be a blowjob because they are very sloppy during performance.
Last edited by km412 at Sep 19, 2007,
#2
Sum 41 would be Sum 69.

lol, right?

Right?!
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Sum 41 would be Sum 69.

lol, right?

Right?!



Eh, band name then sex move then reason why they are comparable
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Green Day would have to be masturbation


Because of Billie Joe's mad fret wanking?
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Because of Billie Joe's mad fret wanking?

naw cuz of that mastubation song
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Because of Billie Joe's mad fret wanking?



your gettin it now
#14
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The Foo Fighters would be be like an orgy. Just a bunch of loud goodness.



you arent getting the idea
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Green Day would have to be masturbation

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Green Day would have to be masturbation



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#17
primus wud be a weird fetish of some sort, just cus there music is...odd

kittle wud be jailbait sex, beucase they were signed so young

simple plan wud be sodomy, cus listening to one of there albums from start to finish is THAT painful

...am i getting this right
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primus wud be a weird fetish of some sort, just cus there music is...odd

kittle wud be jailbait sex, beucase they were signed so young

simple plan wud be sodomy, cus listening to one of there albums from start to finish is THAT painful



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#22
The strokes would be premature ejaculation because they only play for 30 mins
#23
nirvana - lazy, sloppy sex cus of cobains guitar playing

slipknot or flogging molly wud be group orgies, for obvious reasons

marilyn manson wud be that stuff, where they tie u up an whip you, an everyones in leather....cus id get no pleasure during it, after it, or in any way at all.
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
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marilyn manson wud be that stuff, where they tie u up an whip you, an everyones in leather....cus id get no pleasure during it, after it, or in any way at all.



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Quote by NutZz?
nirvana - lazy, sloppy sex cus of cobains guitar playing

slipknot or flogging molly wud be group orgies, for obvious reasons

marilyn manson wud be that stuff, where they tie u up an whip you, an everyones in leather....cus id get no pleasure during it, after it, or in any way at all.



very different orgys
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Quote by NutZz?
nirvana - lazy, sloppy sex cus of cobains guitar playing

slipknot or flogging molly wud be group orgies, for obvious reasons

marilyn manson wud be that stuff, where they tie u up an whip you, an everyones in leather....cus id get no pleasure during it, after it, or in any way at all.

don't you ever EVER compare flogging molly to slipknot EVER!
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#27
Cannibal Corpse is like masturbation.

It's tiresome, repetitive, and you feel like an idiot when it's over.
#28
^lol

A Rolling Stones concert would be virgin wedding night sex, because it consists mainly of haphazard, clumsy moves performed by people old enough to know better.
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#29
BLS wud just be wanking, because zakk seems to just go a little too far sometimes, especially with the pinch harmonics


.....and even tho its sad, i enjoy it oh so much


...annn im outta ideas
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
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don't you ever EVER compare flogging molly to slipknot EVER!



im not comparing them, im just saying each band has multiple multiple members...u kno, like an orgy has multiple ppls

and i happen to like BOTH bands anyways lol
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
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anal = guns n roses
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#32
Primus would be sex on every drug know to man

Ratm would be like rough, dirty, hardcore sex

Buckethead would be like pure orgasm the whole way through


Satch would be sex with a bunch of girls cause his stuff is just so badass and cool
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#33
G'n'R would have to be oral, since "Axl Rose" is an anagram for "Oral Sex".
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Primus would be like a footjob cuz your like wow this is really weird, but when you're finished it was oddly amazing
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#35
Quote by km412
The strokes would be premature ejaculation because they only play for 30 mins


hahahahaha
#36
G3 would be ****ing the 3 hottest girls in the world (lol at somebody not knowin what the topic is)

NIN would be machine ****ing , vibrators, etc.

lololol


Slayer's Raining Blood would be ****ing a girl on her period
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#37
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Cannibal Corpse is like masturbation.

It's tiresome, repetitive, and you feel like an idiot when it's over.

uhuh .. oh yeh .. umm .. okay
#38
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G3 would be ****ing the 3 hottest girls in the world (lol at somebody not knowin what the topic is)


sorry but g3 would be like 10000 wankers jerking off into a huge pit

NIN would be machine ****ing , vibrators, etc.



lololol


Slayer's Raining Blood would be ****ing a girl on her period


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