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#1
I personally would sell my soul.
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#6
Go to the freezer section of my local grocery store.
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It's just The Man trying to bring down us negroes.

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Just go out in a silk dressing gown and ask them if they've ever been penetrated
#8
ask politely?
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In gr.8 we got into purple nurples so much that the school would suspend anyone they saw doing it. We had really good aim.
#10
i'd sleep with chris crocker.

thats right. thats how much i freakin love them.
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#12
this has already been done before.....

but i would buy one
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#16
I would say some "mean" stuff to metal Elitists
^This post was probably sarcastic

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#17
Quote by Soul Power
Nothing, I would just pop a cap in yo ass and jack dat shit.



you would also have to search in my septic system for it
Quote by BrianApocalypse
They're all covers, but "Think" was actually written by Urethra Franklin.



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#18
i would wait in my lunch line and get one out of the little freezer thingy for a couple cents.


/lulzkiller
#19
Blow up the world trade center......oh wait you say thats been done.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#20
Quote by tayroar
Blow up the world trade center......oh wait you say thats been done.


Think you're funny, eh?
#21
Quote by tayroar
Blow up the world trade center......oh wait you say thats been done.


lol dude, u may have crossed the line there

and this is coming from someone who said they'd sleep with chris crocker for a klondike bar
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#22
Quote by Rockford_rocks
Think you're funny, eh?


It gave me a giggle
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#23
id get a pic of one from teh intrawebz for this thread for the n00bz
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yeah, thats me

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#24
Quote by tayroar
Blow up the world trade center......oh wait you say thats been done.

I get the feeling people don't use the word "funny" when talking about you.
#25
Quote by MastaBassist10
I get the feeling people don't use the word "funny" when talking about you.



i think they use the word terriost

srsly that wasn't funny at all
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#27
I thought it was ah well not everyone has the same sense of humor.
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#28
watch gili (or however you spell it. Possibly the worst movie ever made)


we should start an anti-tayroar group
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#29
Lay my money on the counter and thank the clerk for selling them to me.

*shrugs*


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#30
hm i would travel to mordor in the first war of the ring. climb the slopes of mount doom. Look Isildur right in the eye, and then judo chop him, take the ring. wave it in the immortal elven king elronds face.
who would do that for a klondike bar??
#31
Quote by tayroar
Blow up the world trade center......oh wait you say thats been done.




you should have said pearl harbour then americans wouldnt mind that one.
#32
Quote by km412


you should have said pearl harbour then americans wouldnt mind that one.


...Why wouldn't we?

Hawaii was an American colony at the time. And was considered American, as well.

o_O
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#33
Id set fire to small children
MetalHead73
So I, with a broomstick(Just in case) walk right where they can see me and I said:
"You kids ever taken a broom up the ass?"
The look on their face was priceless, and they ran, and I mean ran like a bat out of hell.
#34
Quote by fallenangel20
...Why wouldn't we?

Hawaii was an American colony at the time. And was considered American, as well.

o_O


i was being ironical. In reference to the 2 events where outside forces have attacked america, and comparing the difference in response compared to recent tragedys elsewhere in the world.
#35
Quote by km412


you should have said pearl harbour then americans wouldnt mind that one.



I know I was actually quite surprised I offended people in the Pit and they don't realize I say horrible stuff for the reaction I love people that just play into your hand.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#36
Quote by tayroar
Blow up the world trade center......oh wait you say thats been done.

I hope you don't like these forums cause you probaly wont be here
#37
Quote by tayroar
I know I was actually quite surprised I offended people in the Pit and they don't realize I say horrible stuff for the reaction I love people that just play into your hand.


if you said blow up the london underground, you could hear a veritable collection of pins dropping and mice farting in your radius. nevermind.
#38
Quote by gagnerants
I hope you don't like these forums cause you probaly wont be here



You realize there are alot worse posts than that on here don't you and you are a tool if your offended by that I was trying to offend people so yeah congratulations you did what I wanted.
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