#2
Quote by km412
How much money would you have to get (if you would do it at all) to suck chris cockers crock?



$1
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#3
a klondike bar
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#6
too much.
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#8
no cash, icy hot.

alternatively, i do accept barrel rolls!
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#9
Quote by DREAM EVIL 1138
who's this crocker guy?


/noob



if you like the cure you would love him!!!!
#11
$10
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#14
Quote by km412
if you like the cure you would love him!!!!



wow >.> don't bash the The Cure
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#16
he has a crock?
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#17
Quote by Wheel
wow >.> don't bash the The Cure



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Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#18
Quote by Sean-Man
he has a crock?

+1
uhuh .. oh yeh .. umm .. okay
#20
Quote by spazzymagee417
$50. but 50% off on tuesdays.



50% less girth suck?
#21
Quote by James_Water2
a klondike bar



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#22
Quote by tayroar
GTFO


seriously. it's like an unwritten law. the cure cannot be bashed in any way, shape or form.


but back to the thread.


i'd probably do it for..idk, say 40 virgins?
#23
Quote by DREAM EVIL 1138
seriously. it's like an unwritten law. the cure cannot be bashed in any way, shape or form.


but back to the thread.


i'd probably do it for..idk, say 40 virgins?



tell that to the goth transvestite singer living in 80s Britain . i do like their music it has to be said.
#24
Quote by km412
tell that to the goth transvestite singer living in 80s Britain . i do like their music it has to be said.



he may be funny lookin, but hey..he's married (last time i checked...and to a woman)
#25
Id suck his crock for free. His **** will cost him
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#27
Quote by DREAM EVIL 1138
if by doing so, it would cure jason becker...


he is fat now he cant be your god
#29
Quote by km412
How much money would you have to get (if you would do it at all) to suck chris cockers crock?

Edit- forget about this thread and watch Angry German Kid Vs Chris Cocker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwf6d9PrNVs



The most absolute hilarious thing I've seen in a while.
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#30
Quote by Jersey_Zombie
The most absolute hilarious thing I've seen in a while.



that was hilarious
#31
what the ****... that was the biggest waste of my life... ever. But pertaining to the main question in this thread probably a few thousand.... not too sure. Probably couldnt set a price on it, just have to wait til he offered...
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#32
Quote by km412
How Much Cast To Suck Chris Crockers Crock?


None, it would be PRICELESS.
#33
Quote by tayroar
GTFO



WHATS WRONG WITH THE CURE
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2.Smashing Pumpkins
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#34
whats a crock?.....like a drug or something?
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#35
Quote by vlp_dope
whats a crock?.....like a drug or something?


no but like used heroin needles it could give you HIV
#36
Quote by ibanezed
no but like used heroin needles it could give you HIV


haha

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WHATS WRONG WITH THE CURE


WHAT IS LOVE!?
#39
Quote by musicianamedave
You mean he's PAYING people to do that now?


GODDAMMIT!!!!!



what you think he would get it done for free? (shudders)