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#1
So I need to make my friends car immobilized. Its as a prank though so it needs to be able to be undone by him, but still take him a while to do. It cant do damage to the car either. Also it must be able to be done without keys and without setting off a car alarm and within an hour range.

Tonight me and my friend wrapped his car in saran wrap and about 3 rolls of duct tape, it looked pretty funny, but it only took him around 3 minutes to take it all off using his keys as a blade.

If you have any ideas let me know. We thought about putting his car on jack stands since he wont have a jack to take them out from under-neath, but I'm sure that would set off an alarm.

Thanks for any ideas.
#2
Take off the wheels.

Edit- Steal his gas.
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#4
i dun think putting a car up on blocks would set off the alarm if your careful, but then i know nothign about car alarms.....
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#5
Extract all the gas with a rubber hose.
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#7
Deflating his tires might be good, It'd be pretty funny watching him sit there for an hour and a half inflating his tires with a cigarette powered aircompressor. Taking out his gas wouldnt be good because he constantly keeps it on F somehow so thered be around 16 gallons in there.
#8
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#10
well one time a friend of mine wrote "ass" on the hod of a guy's car in ketchup. needless to say, it corroded the paint, leaving the word there permanently. not really immobilizing, but still pretty funny.

you could fill his gas tank with something..idk..other than gas maybe.
#11
take off the cap for the gas for his tires n put a bb in it n put it back on... it wi defate them pretty fast n wont break anything
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#12
pull a spark plug. simple, car won't start, easily replaceable.
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#13
Theres no way to get under the hood either, so it has to be able to be done as the car sits. and theres no way I'd be able to **** his paint job up, that'd suck too much. Or I'd just get brake fluid.
#14
dont mess with the gas, i would put one of those tire locks on his car like on one of the wheels so he cant drive, he wouldnt be able to get it off but it would be funny watchin him try
#15
oh, in that case, duct tape the windshield.
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#16
Pull out a spark plug and put it on his hood or something, the car wont start.

or you could cut his brake line and watch him fly through an intersection cause his brakes dont work.

EDIT: spark plug wont work..try disconnecting his battery from under his car if you can..just let out the air of the tires actually its really all you can do.
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#17
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Theres no way to get under the hood either, so it has to be able to be done as the car sits. and theres no way I'd be able to **** his paint job up, that'd suck too much. Or I'd just get brake fluid.

do what i said with the bbs...
seniors in my schoo last year did that to the school's busses n we got to miss school cuz no air.... it will work on the car
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#18
Wait until he's about 20 feet away from the car...


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#19
liquid nails the doors shut.
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#20
Fill up the gas tank with absorbent material. Like diapers or something.
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#21
put a potato in the exhaust pipe.
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#23
oh, best idea yet: build a cereal box fort around the car!
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#24
1 word: 12 foot anaconda.
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#26
oooh! unbolt the axles.
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#27
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too bad you can't wire his brakes to his horn. THAT would be awesome.


better idea: wire the brakes to the windshield wiper fluid (but not the windshield wipers).
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#28
Haha.

You guys are thinking of way more than we came up with. We'll probably just deflate the tires using a BB like Joey was saying. Either that or use a valve stem remover or something. Maybe I'll just keep the stems so he cant get them to reinflate.
#29
Disconnect his battery


Or have sex with his mom, thats a better prank
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#30
I like the cereal box idea combined with tampons.

How about tampon boxes/diapers?
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#31
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POTATO IN HIS MUFFLER! WIN!

too bad you can't wire his brakes to his horn. THAT would be awesome.



Haha, theres gotta be a way to wire them up to do that. That'd be pretty hysterical. Too bad I can't get under the damn hood.
#32
unplug the wires from the ignition
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#33
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Haha.

You guys are thinking of way more than we came up with. We'll probably just deflate the tires using a BB like Joey was saying. Either that or use a valve stem remover or something. Maybe I'll just keep the stems so he cant get them to reinflate.

deflate them with my idea then run away with the valve caps lol
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#35
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put a potato in the exhaust pipe.

That doesn't work, it just shoots it out like bullet.
#36
and if you get caught dont say the internet told you to do it....
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#37
call 911 and tell them there's a bomb in it.

epic lulz would ensue as the bomb squad safely detonated his car.
#38
Maybe I'll get my dads Titan and pull it to a totally different parking lot. It'll take him hours to find it. He'd probably even call the cops. Too bad it'd leave skid marks since the wheels would lock up from the transmission being in park.
#39
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call 911 and tell them there's a bomb in it.

epic lulz would ensue as the bomb squad safely detonated his car.



That'd work amazingly well, seeing how he's persian.
#40
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call 911 and tell them there's a bomb in it.

epic lulz would ensue as the bomb squad safely detonated his car.

thats the best idea on here.... other than mine of course...
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