#1
that clearly says "Without you, I could not live" i want to be inspirational, and that stays in the memories (its not for a girlfriend its for my mom, so like, yea) funny responses are welcomed

EDIT: do not make it sound like it is coming from me, make it sound like it is coming from 4 people i.e. we no I (me and my brothers)
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#3
"life is so sweet, thanks for lettin me suck your teet"?

hows that?
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#4
"Without you, I Could not live."

EDIT: Shit. Beaten to the sarcasm.
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#6
did u not see my great idea? the other 2 guys phailed...
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#7
WIthout you, life would be but a mere blackened shell.


Without you, life would be sweaty testicles.
#9
at least mine rhymed...
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#13
Without you my azure blue rayed californian style would turn to the blackest london downpour which would drown my heart in an ocean of tears. I could not live without your sunny side up eggs so get in the fukin kitchen now biatch and fry me up some o that good shiet before i put da smackdown on yo ass
#14
its the thought that counts, she don't like it its to bad. Itook a grand total of 3 seconds to come up with mine
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#16
every rose has its thorn?
every night has its dawn?
every cowboy sings the same sad song.... yea dont use that one
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#17
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Without you my azure blue rayed californian style would turn to the blackest london downpour which would drown my heart in an ocean of tears. I could not live without your sunny side up eggs so get in the fukin kitchen now biatch any fry me up some o that good shiet



xD its ONE line.
#18
Without you i could not live,
my life for me you did give,
happy i am that granted it was,
my love to you my super great mum
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#21
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xD its ONE line.


without you i couldnt live without incestuous fornication
#22
"I love you mom."

That should do the trick.

Or if you've traveled a lot say something like "Out of all the places we've been to, my favorite one is right here" and point to her heart, being careful not to poke her in the boob or anything.
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#25
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LMAO that is frekkn awesome
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#27
In Spanish, you say?

Es nuestro cielo, mama.

That says "You are our sky, mom" in English, if you were curious, but kinda more, because "cielo (sky)" has more meaning in this context that it does in English. I hope it's not only used in a romantic sense...but I think it fits.
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#29
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In Spanish, you say?

Es nuestro cielo, mama.

That says "You are our sky, mom" in English, if you were curious, but kinda more, because "cielo (sky)" has more meaning in this context that it does in English. I hope it's not only used in a romantic sense...but I think it fits.


Spanish was my first language i was thinking of using something like that, but it seemed for more like a couple, and yea.
#30
Because of you, we are.
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#31
I just made this up.. It rhymes

I am an apple, you are a tree. If i drop off, I will not be.
#32
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You are the oxygen tank whenever I scuba dive.

always on my back
#33
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You are the invisible block in World 1 - 1.

lol! What?!?! WHO PUT THAT THERE!?!?! Kudos to anyone else who got that.
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#35
How about "Mum, I love you so much that i disposed of my 500GB collection of child porn".
#37
I thought this thread was going to be about coke.

how about "You are the springs on my trampoline!"