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#1
Every time I try to play guitar right after I wank , My head gets all dizzy and feel like I'm unlearning to play the guitar! And Its messing up My progress. So if a stop wanking will I improve faster?
#2
No, but you will get carpal tunnel.
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#5
no, never stop waxing the hamster, you're nads will grow huge, you'll have to carry them around in baskets, and we dont want that now do we eh?
#6
Well, quoting from a film, "The most honest moment in a man's life is just after he's had sex". So you're obviously relaxed after you wank, but also if you stop wanking you'll become agitated.

If you do it at the same time you have problems.
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#8
i think that right after wanking you would get dizzy doing anything unless you rest a bit.. hehe...
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#9
Yes, don't wank EVER. You have to decide between wanking and the guitar.
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#10
This has to be the most gayest question ever lol.
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#11
This has to be the most gayest question ever lol.
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#12
^agreed


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#14
just do it after you play.
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#15
Quote by Mark G
Yes, don't wank EVER. You have to decide between wanking and the guitar.

I Would definitely stop if someone says it can damage my playing! Do you Have any evidence?
#16
Quote by scarlet20
Every time I try to play guitar right after I wank , My head gets all dizzy and feel like I'm unlearning to play the guitar! And Its messing up My progress. So if a stop wanking will I improve faster?


Someone needs to wash there guitar picks...
#18
Quote by scarlet20
I Would definitely stop if someone says it can damage my playing! Do you Have any evidence?


I was being sarcastic

Just wank after playing the guitar if it gives problems, or stop holding your breath when you climax
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#19
[quote="'']why is every other thread in the pit about wanking?
Cause its The Pit.

And to TS...wait about 10 minutes after wanking before playing.
#21
Why don't you try wanking and playing guitar at the same time
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#23
Certainly, if you are playing a genre like Classical, which requires much attention to accuracy, along with having some of the most difficult guitar music of all. If you are playing a genre which involves "wanking", I don't think so.
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Certainly, if you are playing a genre like Classical, which requires much attention to accuracy, along with having some of the most difficult guitar music of all. If you are playing a genre which involves "wanking", I don't think so.


So then I guess I can Wank cuz I just play drop power chords and when I solo I just use a **** load of whammys and tremelos cuz it sounds cool even though i don't know what the hell I'm doing. Oh and I also add A **** load of distortion to cover all the mistskes I make while playing power chords .
#26
I think it does.

I've seen some youtube "shredders" wanking pretty bad and it sounded like ****.
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Quote by scarlet20
So then I guess I can Wank cuz I just play drop power chords and when I solo I just use a **** load of whammys and tremelos cuz it sounds cool even though i don't know what the hell I'm doing. Oh and I also add A **** load of distortion to cover all the mistskes I make while playing power chords .
If that's the kind of music you like to listen to the most, then why not?
#28
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No, but you will get carpal tunnel.


who told you that?. your pedophile guitar teacher?
#31
you can get rapid motion syndrome. but guess what else you can get it from.


Playing guitar.
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#32
Quote by scarlet20
So then I guess I can Wank cuz I just play drop power chords and when I solo I just use a **** load of whammys and tremelos cuz it sounds cool even though i don't know what the hell I'm doing. Oh and I also add A **** load of distortion to cover all the mistskes I make while playing power chords .


are you Sam Totman?

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#33
Quote by scarlet20
Every time I try to play guitar right after I wank , My head gets all dizzy and feel like I'm unlearning to play the guitar! And Its messing up My progress. So if a stop wanking will I improve faster?



You stole my nickname, you wanker
#34
Quote by Minkaro
I'd have thought the motion would be good practise for your strumming hand.

Mind you, I'll use any excuse.



The motion comes from my shoulder.
#35
Of course it messes up your playing (beside the desks, clothes, keyboards...), mainly because the movement of your right hand comes from either your shoulder or your elbow, which leads to tension and suck. Experienced wankers just move their wrist, but anyway, most use translation, which gets you just to about 10-12 strokes per second (SPM). Rotation or oscillation is told to be better, but many wankers have a hard time getting that knocking motion down their dic*s
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#36
Quote by Philipp Sobecki
Of course it messes up your playing (beside the desks, clothes, keyboards...), mainly because the movement of your right hand comes from either your shoulder or your elbow, which leads to tension and suck. Experienced wankers just move their wrist, but anyway, most use translation, which gets you just to about 10-12 strokes per second (SPM). Rotation or oscillation is told to be better, but many wankers have a hard time getting that knocking motion down their dic*s


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Almost as well as I do.

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#37
you wash your hands afterwards right?
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#38
[quote="'']why is every other thread in the pit about wanking?
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#40
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Someone needs to wash there guitar picks...



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