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So i was standing in the main freshman hallway at my school one morning when out of no where some major metal riffs come blasting from the room across the hall. The teacher set up the stereo as loud as possible blasting out of his classroom doorway. The teacher then appears at the doorway devil horns raised to the sky and screams things like "LONG LIVE METAL". He then procceds to play air guitar and give people the death stare. now he has been doing it every day since its hilarious and awesome at the same time. He looks like any other average teacher but everyday he blasts some brutal metal songs.
do you guys have any crazy teacher stories?
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#2
Way back in the day I would talk with my freshman Bio teacher about Tessla and Saxon and all sorts of metal. He was a cool dude. His legs didn't work. Don't fall asleep at the wheel kids.
#4
uhm..one time my german teacher ran out into the middle of a vicious fight and pinned both guys to the wall. and my teacher is a fairly slim guy...

must've been the spider man shirt he was wearing.
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My geography teacher was into classic rock, but I find it very pretentious about blasting a stereo on the school hallways.
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you are one lucky dude, I wish my teachers were like that.
#7
i ran into my psychology teacher at a 3 inches of blood concert...and i saw him moshing quite a bit

now everytime me and the group that i hang out with see him we start "picking up change" (that stupid mosh dance) and get a good laugh outta him...he's cool as shit

and he looks like mark morton from lamb of god
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All I got is some teacher that believes the nucular holocaust is coming
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my 7th grade science teacher?

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I had this awesome economics teacher last year. He had a pretty good taste in music too, and he was hilarious. One day he went on a rap about how he hates it when people blare their music in the car. He said something like, "If I pull up next to you at a stop light, I don't wanna hear your 50 Cent or your Jay-Z or Linkin Park or...or Obituary or anything. Just shut up." The fact that he mentioned Obituary automatically makes him awesome.

Edit: Also, he said he's seen Metallica on every tour they've done since 1990.
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#14
My English teacher in my Freshman year always played a lot of Nirvana during class. I always thought that was pretty cool, even though the teacher himself sucked.
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one time we had a retired mobster as a substitute teacher.

no joke

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my english teacher likes country and he's obsessed with Alan Jackson. lol lame I know
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#17
wen i was like 9 my teacher had what he called "music appreciation" ha ha only realised years later that he was pumping us full of zepplin and sabbath ha ha ha wot a good sort........
#18
lol my comm tech teacher brought in his gibson SG one day and was playing thunderstruck at like 11, he mic'd the amp he brought in through the room's sound system. was quite suprising.
#19
My dad met ZZ top. But I haven't had any metalhead teachers like that. There is this one substitute with hair like that guy from Static X (at least it was yesterday, he shaves it so often you can never tell). Everyone loves him.
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my religion teacher was part of the medical personnel at woodstock and hes just a cool guy in general
#21
There's this new teacher at our school, he teaches socials. Anyways he got kicked out of his last school he was teaching at because he smoked a joint with some kids at the school. So I imagine he's pretty cool. However all the girls say he is really really super hot, which is bad .
#22
science teacher likes metallica and some metal.
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I think i got one to beat all of these. My Physic's teacher for freshman and junior years, Was a grateful dead addict. He use to bring in his home made bajo's and jam with the kids who played freebird at lunch lol, Good ol ****in Mcmillen
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my health teacher let me bring in a dragonforce CD to listen to during class. it was pretty funny. everyone looked at me oddly
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#26
One of my old algebra teachers regularly played some Vai and stuff like that.
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not about music but a funny story

back in high school there was this older sub teacher who filled in for anyone. maddest bloke just abit slow and one day he goes to look out the window but it was shut and fully banged his head on the window. then turns around pretending nothing happened while the whole class was cracking up.
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My music teacher/band director used to be a huge metalhead. We drove with him to a theatre festival we were playing at, and he brought all his old metal tapes. Kiss, Vai, Zappa, tons of Ozzy. It was great.
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My woodshop teacher would blast Rush, Acidbath, Opeth, Porcupine Tree etc. while we were working. He was awesome.
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So i was standing in the main freshman hallway at my school one morning when out of no where some major metal riffs come blasting from the room across the hall. The teacher set up the stereo as loud as possible blasting out of his classroom doorway. The teacher then appears at the doorway devil horns raised to the sky and screams things like "LONG LIVE METAL". He then procceds to play air guitar and give people the death stare. now he has been doing it every day since its hilarious and awesome at the same time. He looks like any other average teacher but everyday he blasts some brutal metal songs.
do you guys have any crazy teacher stories?


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#34
When I was a sophmore I had this teacher who had long hair and listened to Metalica and stuff like that. In fact, one time he brought his guitar to school and was showing us how soundwaves work. How many teachers can play the solo to Master of Puppets?
#35
I love teachers. During high school they are less like parents and more like people at work, and thus are more normal and accessable.
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I had this awesome economics teacher last year. He had a pretty good taste in music too, and he was hilarious. One day he went on a rap about how he hates it when people blare their music in the car. He said something like, "If I pull up next to you at a stop light, I don't wanna hear your 50 Cent or your Jay-Z or Linkin Park or...or Obituary or anything. Just shut up." The fact that he mentioned Obituary automatically makes him awesome.

Edit: Also, he said he's seen Metallica on every tour they've done since 1990.




Pretty sweet that he would just randomely throw Obituary in there with 50 and Jay Z.
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Pretty sweet that he would just randomely throw Obituary in there with 50 and Jay Z.


Haha yeah, he was so badass.
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One of the counselors at my old high school would blast 80's heavy metal all the time. Thats about it.
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