#1
I feel like an idiot asking this, and I feel like I should hella already know this.. but anyway..

how in the hell do you make an artificial harmonic?
#3
No, that's natural harmonics...

TS: Search it. There's been literally thousands of threads on this (aka. pinch harmonics). We often have two or three threads right on the first page asking the very same question. It's the flavour of the year, apparently.
#5
ah good point I should have looked around first.. woopsthies

and yeah natural harmonics I don't have a problem with

thanks for the help guys