#1
Okay, so here's what happened: I was at work. I was supposed to close bus tonight, so I was just picking stuff up and going about my business. There were these two guys sitting at the picnic table right next to the game room - they were obvious douchebags even on first impressions, because they were dressed almost identically except in different colors. Track shorts, polo shirts, and those stupid golf visor hats that people wear cocked to the side to try to look badass or "gangster." They were dressed as what a British kid would call "chavs." Anyway, I walked past them to get to the back row of booths, right behind a coworker of mine who's rather overweight. She works in the kitchen and was bringing a pizza to some customers in the back. One of the guys at the table pulled me aside and said "haha that's pretty funny, it was like opposites because you're real skinny and she's huge. haha." I said "if you're going to talk trash about my coworkers, keep it between yourself and your little sidekick here." They didn't say anything, so I walked away and went back to what I was doing. Next thing I knew, that mother****er swung me around by my shoulder and decked me right in the cheek! I stumbled back a step or two, then swung for him, but he ducked and my fist went over his head. While he was ducking, he jabbed me right in the stomach and I lost my breath and went down. He managed to kick me in the left shoulder once before my manager got there and kicked him out of the restaurant. The boss told me to go home, so I called my mom to come pick me up. On the way back from work, I was icing my cheek and telling her what happened, and of course she freaked out. I got in ONE little fight, and my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror! If anything, I could say this cab was rare, but I said "man, forget it, yo, home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house around seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabbie "yo, home, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom; I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
I'm the type of nigga that's built to last
If you fuck with me, I'll put my foot in your ass
See, I don't give a fuck cause I keep bailin
Yo, what the fuck are they yellin?!


GANGSTA, GANGSTA
#4
Ahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#5
Woulda got me if I hadn't caught the "FRESH" at the bottom before I started reading.
#8
I'm pretty sure this is the first one I've written and posted on UG. But yeah. I periodically do this to piss off my MySpace friends, so I thought some of you guys would get a kick out of it...
I'm the type of nigga that's built to last
If you fuck with me, I'll put my foot in your ass
See, I don't give a fuck cause I keep bailin
Yo, what the fuck are they yellin?!


GANGSTA, GANGSTA
#10
that was hilarious lol
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#11
bastard!
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#15
Ah, you got me, man.
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#18
Damn! I can usually predict when these are coming. I pulled off a nice little Bel Air in the "your favorite fights" thread but that was just asking for it
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#19
<JesusOfSbrbia> what do you say to zack de la rocha?
<blackflag49> youd ask him for an autograph
<blackflag49> and hed be all
<blackflag49> **** YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

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#20
tl ; dr
jk lol
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#24
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Too stupid; didn't read.

Someone posted something similar last night.

Damn it...
I'm the type of nigga that's built to last
If you fuck with me, I'll put my foot in your ass
See, I don't give a fuck cause I keep bailin
Yo, what the fuck are they yellin?!


GANGSTA, GANGSTA
Last edited by JesusOfSbrbia at Sep 21, 2007,
#25
Too stupid; didn't read.

Someone posted something similar last night.
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#26
God damn i fell for it.
sincewhen??

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#27
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Too stupid; didn't read.

Someone posted something similar last night.

lol that would be me, but this one's better except the FRESH! stood out too much
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