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"Why Me?"

He comes around when the timing’s right
He comes around just to pick a fight
I sit around, on my dark blue throne
I’m with everyone, and yet I am alone
She was real, I swear it’s true
She was real, but I’ll forget her soon
Give me a break, Man, yeah, come on
Its times like this that make me write this song;
“The blood dripped from her razor wire,
I locked my self in a lonely spire,
Together we’ll put out the fire,
The fire that I hold inside”

Yeah
Yeah, World
Why?
Why me?
Yeah
Yeah, Lord
Why?
Why me?
Why?
Why not?
Why?
Why us?
Why?
Why this?
But more importantly,
Why me?

I wear black cause it matches my blood
You better watch it cause I cry floods
I’m so numb, I can’t feel you
It’s like your every word tears another sinew
I’m falling, I’m falling, and I’m falling down
That’s why I paint my face up like a sad clown
The dagger speaks in shades of red
I have a puppy lying in my bed…DEAD!
“You’ve used me and abused me
You’ve saved me and you’ve killed me
You’re everything thing I’m not
I’ll signal red and you’ll ignore my plea”

Yeah
Yeah, You
Why?
Why me?
Yeah
Yeah, Dude
Why?
Why me?
Why?
Why not?
Why?
Why us?
Why?
Why this?
But more importantly,
Why me?

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So I wrote this after reading a bunch of bad poetry by my ex-girlfriend. It's just supposed to be stupid and funny and making fun of people who really ask the question 'why me?' when confronted with trivial problems.
Word.
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