#1
I layed down on my right side with my left eye closed. this formed a sort of "cave vison" between my nose and my bed. I then proceed to blink an when my eyeopend i was inside a cave on a beach and i could see waves and then sunset and white sand and i could hear the beach sounds. turns out it was only my latopkey boards.

Thats what i did today. Can anyone guess what i did right before this?

discuss


( simply put, this entire thread is the long version of the words "I'm so ****ing High" ]


tips in the hat i'll be here all night


OK to give the thread a point this is "The Official posting in high times thread"

POst here when your not sober to give us laughs and not crowd up the first page of the pit
Old king cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl( ****ing stoner)
and he called information for numbers he could have easily looked up in the phone book.
Last edited by Dumpweedrock at Sep 21, 2007,
#2
I'm guessing you got a lobotomy.
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#3
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What should I say? "you're so badass?"


You should say, " Thank you brother and philosopher dumpweedrock, the cocksuck you deserve and await from me questioning you lays on the table"


or w/e
Old king cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl( ****ing stoner)
and he called information for numbers he could have easily looked up in the phone book.
#4
youre high

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#5
And then what happened?
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#8
I woke up with a clowns hand in my pants. Thats what I did today.
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#9
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salvia?

if he seeing **** like that then probably
MetalHead73
So I, with a broomstick(Just in case) walk right where they can see me and I said:
"You kids ever taken a broom up the ass?"
The look on their face was priceless, and they ran, and I mean ran like a bat out of hell.
#10
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I'm guessing you got a lobotomy.


haha

Seriously though TS, you should probably eat a marmite sandwich or something and sort yourself out
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#11
this is obviously about being high, take it to the Only Drug thread
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#12
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haha

Seriously though TS, you should probably eat a marmite sandwich or something and sort yourself out


That sounds GREAT!! Thanks for the offer bro i'll be over in 10!
Old king cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl( ****ing stoner)
and he called information for numbers he could have easily looked up in the phone book.
#13
^ Bring some bread because I'm all out
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#15
Who needs bread if you've got BEER! and marmite. Bearmite. do it
Old king cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl( ****ing stoner)
and he called information for numbers he could have easily looked up in the phone book.
#17
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time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#18
You rock?
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#19
It's not that i need attention it's just that i felt like i have enjoyed the pit for entertaintmnet for so long with out offering m own contribution to the hilarity. it's me giving back
Old king cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl( ****ing stoner)
and he called information for numbers he could have easily looked up in the phone book.
#20
this **** happened to me kindoff when i got high yesterdy for my first time
check the last page(s) of the drug thread that was closed today! (and a new one was opened)
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#21
my iq goes down ten points everytime i come to the pit, i swear to god...
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-- Arthur Honegger

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#22
Do you have to be on LSD first?
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