#1
So some tall f*ckin' -vulgar language here.- wrapped his arm around my throat and lifted me in the air by an elbow locked around my throat because I was trying to get some fat douchebag off my friend.

I dont even know who it was. All I know was he was about six feet tall (I'm about 5'4), had hair that looked like a gerbil's ass, and had a case of acne that looked like herpes.

Wtf do I do now? I basically got forced into the reality that I'm a totally useless p*ssy.

This sucks.
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Great list Rutch. On re-reading this one I'd have to say Solid State means not liquid or gas.

I figured it out.
#3
What sort of reply are you looking for because unless you're still in that situation right now, i really don't think there's much you can do.
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#4
Manhandled means you were thrown around like someone's toy.

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Great list Rutch. On re-reading this one I'd have to say Solid State means not liquid or gas.

I figured it out.
#6
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I thought Man-handled means that he felt you up or something...

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#7
You could always move in with your Auntie and your Uncle to a town called Bel-Air.
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#8
If you thought posting that in the Pit would make you feel better, think again.

Pussy.
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#10
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#11
Work out, make a reputation that makes people not want to mess with you.

I did the latter un-intentionally XD
Some huge guy kept giving me **** and I did nothing, literally nothing and peopel thought i was fearless laughing in his face but thats cos I was genuinly in stitches at him.
There's also many accounts I just take insults then give back what I think is taking the piss out of what they say, but they find offence in them and back off.
#12
If you think about it you should probably kill him....

Disproportionate response ftw
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#13
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Work out, make a reputation that makes people not want to mess with you.

No amount of muscle and fighting skills is going to make up for a 5'4" person being completely dominated by a much bigger person.
#15
I thought this was about something else
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#16
you should've schooled the c*nt in the teeth.

better luck next time, chump.
#18
I thought man handle meant : well a dirtbike you must manhandle whereas a car you must pilot it so to speak.
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