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So i'm sitting here watching the video for The Grand Conjuration by Opeth, when my mom walks in and says "WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING???? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT???!?!?"

and i'm like "i bought it....."

and she then starts yelling at me about it being pornographic.....and my dad comes in and only heard the word "porno", so he starts yelling at me too, and then pulls me from my seat, and then sees the video, and has even less idea of what's going on.....

so basically my mom took it away, and my dad still has no clue why.

thoughts?
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#6
bassically roffle.....
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#10
opeth is pr0n...


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#11
It's absurd how parents can be so hysterical about porn seriously.. Like your dad never jacked off watching good old American Girl on Girl action or something...

It's inevitable, you're going to watch it and there's nothing they can do about it.. As for Opeth, explain it, wtf.. lol..
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#12
tie her up like the dude did to that other dude in the video.
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#15
Wow, the song kicks ass.
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#16
just go up to them and tell them that there mistaken and that there a bunch of retards for not trusting you and that you know whats right and wrong (i did that with mine but my dad caught me....then he stole my site...eewwww)
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It's absurd how parents can be so hysterical about porn seriously.. Like your dad never jacked off watching good old American Girl on Girl action or something...

It's inevitable, you're going to watch it and there's nothing they can do about it.. As for Opeth, explain it, wtf.. lol..

you've never met my dad.

no girl-on-girl, i think....others maybe.
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Quote by Kid Fisto
you've never met my dad.

no girl-on-girl, i think....others maybe.


My point is, he HAS watched porn, he will watch it again when your mom will just be breathing down your neck.... it's not about porn, it's not that you were watching bukkake scenes or interacial hardcore ffs, seriously... Tell them to stop being hysterical and about it (gotta love the : wtf : emoticon)
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Quote by Kid Fisto
you've never met my dad.

no girl-on-girl, i think....others maybe.


guy on guy? hey I'm not here to judge.....


Just explain what the video was? or make it even more awkward and ask your mom to watch it with you to prove its not?
#22
Just blast the song full force from the biggest speakers and say "This is Pr0n."
#23
Lol, that vid owns.

You got the GR two disc edition.

You MUST get your Opeth back, whatever it takes!

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#26
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Lol, that vid owns.

You got the GR two disc edition.

You MUST get your Opeth back


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#28
Dude.. my parents wouldn't care


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#29
Quote by 14shadesofblue
tell her

is there guitar playing in pr0n?

yeah i said "yeah, because porn always has intense metal-guitar and Mikael Akerfeldt growling and headbanging in the background..."
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#30
Quote by Guitar_Dan_666
Lol, that vid owns.

You got the GR two disc edition.

You MUST get your Opeth back, whatever it takes!

May Akerfeldt be with you.


Nice avatar.

But you really need to get your parents to calm down.....although Opeth can cause an orgasm.


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#31
Well, a snake does pull a girl into a toilet. That's pretty pornographic in my opinion.

But really, can't you just go to your mom and say "Look it's not porn"?
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No more growling music booooooooh.


...Burn in the firey lake of Akerfeldt.

Watch the video with your mom and point out that a bunch of long- haired men playing progressive death metal with a female puking her guts out in a toilet =/= porn.
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#35
yeah i told her that it was a music video and she's all like "oh fine...." and then goes off mumbling about how girls dress these days....

(if she had it her way you'd not see anything above the toes....)
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Quote by Kid Fisto
yeah i told her that it was a music video and she's all like "oh fine...." and then goes off mumbling about how girls dress these days....

(if she had it her way you'd not see anything above the toes....)


Oh my gee, self gratification and appreciation of female beauty, we can't have that.

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#39
Your parents are morons i'm sorry *hugs*
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