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#1
a girl is coming over to my house tonight, and i dont know what me can do at my house. it always seems really boring to me. also, it has to be quiet, cuz i dont want my mom to be hanging around us.

what can we do?

and if anyone says "d00d just **** her" ill e-balltap you
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#3
Quote by IHATECHILDREN
d00d just **** her

+1
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#4
rub some icy hot on her ^^
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#5
Watch movies, play guitar for her, teach her how to play some riffs, make her laugh...
#6
Watch a movie or play videogames if she's into that, something like that.
#10
F**k That Lady! Why Wait 'til Tonight!? Video Tape It Nao!!
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#12
Quote by IHATECHILDREN
d00d just **** her


you dick.
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#13
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+1
+2

or at least make her toss your salad
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#14
d00d just **** her
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#15
Just talk to her and be happy that a girl will spend time with you. I wish I could spend just 5 minutes talking to a girl in real life, but that will never happen. I wish I had what you have, so please don't take it for granted and think it will be boring.
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+2


+3
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#18
just watch movies or something man, or buy a pool table and teach her how to play, works every time
#19
**** her gently
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#20
Quote by RageAgainst...
+2

or at least make her toss your salad

Yeah, whats she doing out of the kitchen anyways? Get her to make you a god damn sandwich.
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#21
play her some lovely piece on your guitar, woo her gently!! give her compliments and then if all else fails.........


d00d just **** her
#22
Quote by Footzyrama
play her some lovely piece on your guitar, woo her gently!! give her compliments and then if all else fails.........

d00d just **** her


Did you just use the term "woo"? "woo her gently"? You sound like some lame 80's dating guide.

... and I'd know about dating guides...
#24
Quote by RageAgainst...
+2

or at least make her toss your salad


+34
#25
All jokes aside, make her dinner. Girls love that.
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#26
You could get married? that's quiet
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#27
whats this whole thread about? don't stay in, go out and see a movie, or ANYTHING!

or if all else fails,

d00d, just **** her
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#28
do you want to tap that?....or is it just like a friend? i mean, what does she wanna do? just do that....


oh, and that'd be great if TS was like, "soo...whattya wanna do?...." and then she's like, "d00d, just **** me"
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#31
Try cooking something together and then watch a movie...that'll probably get her.

before she leaves, **** her.
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#32
Yeah cook her something, maybe have a drink, d00d just **** her, just sit talking and watch a decent DVD. The day is complete.
#34
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#35
everything everyone else said.

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#36
yeah just spend some time with her and have fun. if you like her, sit close to her and make he rlaugh and make some physical contact. not like creepy contact...lol. just like mess with her and stuff. watch a movie. make some food. play guitar. etc etc etc. just try to get to know her more and get closer. maybe you will have a good night. or a GOOOOOD night lol

edit: metalclaw you ahve the an endless collection of random chicks lol
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#37
Quote by Rusty Pipe
Watch movies, play guitar for her, teach her how to play some riffs, make her laugh...

And while you're at it, give yourselves a makeover!
You'll be the prettiest girlfriends!

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I so hope that's not a dude.
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#38
Take turns taking monster shits on each other. You'll thank me later.
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#39
Upon the female's arrival, spend a little time talking to her, then proceed to undress both yourself and the female in question, before simply inserting your penis into her vagina and performing a "thrusting" motion until ejaculation on behalf of one or both participants.

(Dumb it down a little, see what I'm trying to say).
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#40
Maybe if you need to ask us what to do, then you haven't yet reached that stage in your maturity when you are able to interact with other human beings.
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