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#1
There's a girl at my school, she plays guitar REALLY well and sings like a ****in angel. not to mention damn beautiful. one thing though, she's two years older than me. just wondering what people think i should do (cause im SUPER bored)
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#3
uh...could you be a bit more specific?

do you wanna **** her?

or do you want her dead becuase she's better than you?
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#4
ask her to jam
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What a talented person.
#5
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ask her to jam


Then ram her clam
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Epiphone EJ-200 Acoustic
#6
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ask her to jam


Yeah ask her to Jam, and if all goes well she will cream.
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#7
If she's that great and two years older than you then there are probably plenty of guys two years older than you who think she's great too. Don't do anything stupid is all I would say.


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Fender Mustang.
Yamaha FG-413SL.
#9
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Then ram her clam

Then jam in her clam
"Guitarmen, wake up and pluck wire for sound, let 'em hear you play"
-Charlie Christian
"You have to give people something to dream on"
-Jimi Hendrix
"I try to make any guitar do what I want it to do"
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#10
Ask to jam and get some really good stuff ready to play to show off a bit.
#12
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Then jam in her clam


Damn man
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Vox AD15VT
Epiphone EJ-200 Acoustic
#13
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"Save a guitar, lick a guitarist."
who the **** licks guitars!?
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#15
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Then ram her clam

i loled so hard i almost pissed myself
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Epiphone Black Les Paul Standard with gold Grover tuners
Fender Mexican Electric Blue Stratocaster
Line 6 Spider Jam
Voodoo Lab Sparkle Drive
Boss DS-1 Distortion
Boss CE-5 Chorus Ensemble
Boss CS-1 Compression/Sustainer
#16
Go over to her and compliment her and ask things like how long have you been playing. See how things go on from there.
#17
walk up to her say " you play that guitar pretty good" then whip it out and say " now lets see how you handle the beast" MUHUHAHAHA
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#20
Do a barrel roll?
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#21
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If she's that great and two years older than you then there are probably plenty of guys two years older than you who think she's great too. Don't do anything stupid is all I would say.
Indeed.
#22
First ask her to get in your cockpit,


then when she's in your cockpit ask if you may eject.

Works everytime
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#25
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A barrel roll?


A barrel roll
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Schecter C-1 Artist
Vox AD15VT
Epiphone EJ-200 Acoustic
#26
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a barrel roll


A ****ING BARREL ROLL????!!!
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#27
Ask her to play some Cream with you.
Bands to see before I die:
Iron Maiden
Foo Fighters
Megadeth
Reel Big Fish
Rush
Streetlight Manifesto

Gear:
Epi LP Standard
Washburn Strat
Line 6 Spider (Yes, I know it's bad)

GAS:
Ibanez RG3570Z
Digitech Whammy
#28
Don't be a fan boy, just approach her as you'd do with any regular musician and make musical small talk. But be careful not to get too caught up in talking technique and gear, you gotta hit on her constantly (but smoothly) or you'll just become friends. You're lucky to have something in common like this, so really the odds are good.
#29
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A ****ING BARREL ROLL????!!!

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#30
i ****in' love when someone starts a thread asking a question/advice then logs off almost right away
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#31
I know someone like that, too. I'm too afraid to talk to her, though. I'm sure she would not want me to, anyway.
#32
Quote by RageAgainst...
who the **** licks guitars!?

i do, why am i the only one?


dude so what if she's 2 years older? 1st time i got laid was with this 16 years old...2 yrs old

and make your move...type how to attract a girl in the searchbar...it actually works...if nothing appears then you dont have a chance, if sth does then your not gonan be boored for a long time
#33
Quote by sum_ugly_man
i do, why am i the only one?

and make your move...type how to attract a girl in the searchbar...it actually works...


It didn't work for me . I wish my cancer would come back and finish me off.
#34
Quote by RRRUBEN
There's a girl at my school, she plays guitar REALLY well and sings like a ****in angel. not to mention damn beautiful. one thing though, she's two years older than me. just wondering what people think i should do (cause im SUPER bored)

Bring her to your house, log onto UG and introduce her to your friends.
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#35
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Then ram her clam


then wham her bam thank you ma'am
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#37
Oh Hell, if you want real advice (and I don't know why I'm bothering to do this xD) Don't treat her as anything out of the ordinary, and don't treat her as a sexual object who should give you physical affection anytime you want it.

Treat her as another one of the guys until you get to know her better, if she likes you...hey, you've got it made.

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#38
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It didn't work for me . I wish my cancer would come back and finish me off.
dude...come on, you can't really mean that

i've had times where i've felt pretty down...shit gets better just hang in there
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#40
Quote by deaththrashcore
Challenge her to a rock off. After she shreds your ass off be like, "Jeebus, you're amazing..." and ****.
make sure that when she's playing you comment "i like the way you work your G-string, i wish i could work it like that" then proceed to ****
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