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#1
Alright, a couple months ago I asked the Sex Thread and they were like "Duh! Don't you know?" but I really wanna know now. What is "dry humping"??
#2
Sex with your pants on.
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#5
When you hump the person without any actual penetration.

Like, rubbing your dick on her ass or crotch without actually getting in there.
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#6
Take two people (permission optional), rub them together still clothed, et voila, dry humping.
#7
Jack of Jill has p00ned the thread.
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See: Grinding.
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#9
Sexual movements with your clothes on. It's stupid. Usually the two people just lay on top of each other and grind around. It's funny if you catch people doing it though.
#12
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No but how does it work?

It doesn't, that's why people figured out how to have sex with their pants off.
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#13
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How does the guy cum if he's still got clothes and stuff on?

With a bit of luck he has a washing machine...
#14
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Didn't some guy get his girlfriend pregnant by dry humping? It's like 3 or 4 away from this one

how is that even possible?
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#16
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Originally Posted by severed-metal
Didn't some guy get his girlfriend pregnant by dry humping? It's like 3 or 4 away from this one


how is that even possible?


Well technically speaking if you cum any-where on the vulva a woman can become pregnant, but the chances of it happenin...not very likely
#17
I change my previous answer to..

Sex FOR pussies, instead of sex in a pussy.
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#19
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No he didn't.

I did with my last post.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#22
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Dosn't the dude kinda need friction to cum or something?

Umm..

Okay, remember when you were a little kid, and you used to like.. rape your pillow? Just rubbing your crotch all over it. That, or a teddy bear.

That's dry humping.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#23
I read that you guys fingered each other.

Um.... ok.... *backs away slowly*
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#24
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Okay, remember when you were a little kid, and you used to like.. rape your pillow? Just rubbing your crotch all over it. That, or a teddy bear.


Errrrrr.........no? Was my childhood abnormal or something? That sucks I want a time machine and a teddy bear.
#25
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Errrrrr.........no? Was my childhood abnormal or something? That sucks I want a time machine and a teddy bear.

Well, the majority of the posters in Embaressing Horny Things You Did As a Kid wrote about this.

I just assumed.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#26
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Well, the majority of the posters in Embaressing Horny Things You Did As a Kid wrote about this.

I just assumed.

Oh I remember that thread. I felt all dirty and pedophiley so I only read a couple of pages then made a hasty exit
#27
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How does the guy cum if he's still got clothes and stuff on?

He doesn't, but it's still fun .
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#28
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Oh I remember that thread. I felt all dirty and pedophiley so I only read a couple of pages then made a hasty exit

I wrote about coloring on my penis.. That was my sole contribution, I think.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#29
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I wrote about coloring on my penis.. That was my sole contribution, I think.


Hey, I colored my penis once too.
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#30
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Hey, I colored my penis once too.

I do it enough a regular enough basis that it got a mention in my UG Profile in the About Me.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#31
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I do it enough a regular enough basis that it got a mention in my UG Profile in the About Me.


Oh, so you still color your penis? I think I did it when I was like 7 or 8.
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#32
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Oh, so you still color your penis? I think I did it when I was like 7 or 8.

Of course. I get really bored.

OH JESUS! I forgot I have my dog locked in the bathroom..
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#33
yeah, I had this gf who loved to dry hump, and i hated it. i felt like a ****ing 3rd grader in the bushes behind the monkey bars again.

pretend I never said that...
#34
Duh! Don't you know?

Surprised there hasn't been a swarm of the above.
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#36
If you cum from dry humping, you.. really need to age a bit before you have sex, imo.

Unless the girl you're with is as hot as Gemma Atkinson, say (Join the fanclub :O)
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#37
You should always, ALWAYS ask GOOGLE first. If google doesn't know the answer, then come here.
#38
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This is HARDLY random. If you popped this question up in a middle of a conversation then it'd be random. But this is not, take your 4 year old self back to play school please.
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