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I like gnomes. A lot. Ever since I saw Dave the Gnome on Nick Jr when I was a young lad. And Gnomes are my favorite mythical creatures.

I like this picture a lot.

This is Dave.. getting ready to lay his gnome lovin' down on his wife.


And no, I didn't use the search bar, cause I'm a G like that.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#6


Anansi the Spider. He's even more gangsta than Dave the Gnome.

As for the Gnome pimpin.. Viola!


It's a sculpture.. Therefore it's art.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#15
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*jesus*
i'll see your jesus and raise you a virgin mary



she was a ho...fo' sho'
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Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.
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Is it odd that I get an erection every time RageAgainst... posts?

President of "Colbert Nation "
#16
Quote by SeveralSpecies
My personal favorite is the Zebra Queen of Zimbabwe:




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Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#20
Quote by Jack Off Jill
As for the Gnome pimpin.. Viola!


It's a sculpture.. Therefore it's art.
Does he really need binoculars?
#21
And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me: no, nor woman neither... nor women neither.
#22


Anyone else for the Sasquatch?
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#25
Quote by False_God
^A bat no?


It's about two metres (8 feet) tall, sir. It was seen all over West Virginia about 40 years ago and people still see it every now and then. I believe I saw one too before, or perhaps there was just a really huge guy hang-gliding over the trees at 9 p.m.

In fact, I've seen a LOT of unidentifiable flying objects in my life, but I'd rather not hijack this thread with my rantings.
#28
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#29
^unicorns are great....there basically a horse with a seat on its head
#30
Quote by Archaon
SCORE!

Half man. Half bear-pig.


the man-bear-pig!!!
Quote by SeveralSpecies
How the f*ck are you gonna get a cat to bark?


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Matt Freeman>You
#32
Quote by pimpslap1236
these guys.


Liger is real.
Quote by thewho65
What if I want my c*ck to smell like an egg roll?



GENERATION 9: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
#33


The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#36
<img src="http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w228/HannahSalt/Carol/1189880016324.jpg">

EDIT: god i phail...

Quote by deanodon
break into his house, wait till he falls asleep, teabag him, take picture, post on UG, get banned
#39



THIS MAN IS A BUNDLE OF FALSIFACATIONS!
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They're all covers, but "Think" was actually written by Urethra Franklin.



Founder of the Offical Henry Polfave Sucks club
#40

The Income Tax Refund


I have a poster of this guy in my room

And, of course, the obligatory Trogdor...

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