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I had this crazy dream last night. I dreamt my mom was yelling at me because we were out of paper towels, because I had jizzed into them all. Everybody was really pissed off at me and I told them I didn't do it, I jack off in the shower, but they wouldn't listen...

What does this dream mean?
#4
It means that you go talk to your mother and ask her to start buying twice as many paper towels.
#5
you have the aids.
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I had this crazy dream last night. I dreamt my mom was yelling at me because we were out of paper towels, because I had jizzed into them all. Everybody was really pissed off at me and I told them I didn't do it, I jack off in the shower, but they wouldn't listen...

What does this dream mean?

Why would you jack off in the shower? It's so complicated..
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Why would you jack off in the shower? It's so complicated..


A wank in the shower can actually feel great if you do it right .
#10
We learned in US history that the indians thought that dreams were where you visited the spirit world. So maybe I only jerk the McJerkin too much in the spirit world?

im usually around 5-6 times per week
#11
^ I find it difficult to climax in the shower. Maybe I have prostate cancer.
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#12
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A wank in the shower can actually feel great if you do it right .


Do tell. My shower wanking sucks. My dick is so lubed from the soap and water that I can't feel anything.
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#13
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Why would you jack off in the shower? It's so complicated..

how is it any more complicated than anywhere else? I guess you could slip? just keep your balance
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We learned in US history that the indians thought that dreams were where you visited the spirit world. So maybe I only jerk the McJerkin too much in the spirit world?

im usually around 5-6 times per week


That's actually not too bad. I've seen far worse cases.

I've actually cut it down to 1-0 times a week.. come to think of it, I don't think I've masturbated in about 3 weeks.
#15
I'm the only one who noticed that his dream was about jackin' AND his mom?
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how is it any more complicated than anywhere else? I guess you could slip? just keep your balance

Well, firstly, when I'm close to climax my toes get all out stretched..

So, I'll be standing in the slippery shower on my tippy toes, ready to fall the **** over.

Besides, masturbation is time for relaxation, you should be on your back.
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Do tell. My shower wanking sucks. My dick is so lubed from the soap and water that I can't feel anything.

Same..
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#18
it means....one day your gonna get busted with paper towels by your mom then she is gonna tell the whole family what you do...
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I'm the only one who noticed that his dream was about jackin' AND his mom?

dude i didn't dream about jacking, i dreamed i got in trouble for jacking on all the paper towels.
#21
i usually just sit cross-legged on the floor of the shower, idk, i dont like orgasming too fast, usually it only takes bout 1-2 minutes anyway
#22
yeah a friend of mine told me he does it around 12-14 times a week...no lie, and if you knew him, youd believe it to, his room is covered in porn, literally wall to wall porn, i think youd do it twice a day if you had that much porn in your room to...
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Do tell. My shower wanking sucks. My dick is so lubed from the soap and water that I can't feel anything.


Well, don't get it so lubed.

Find a lube that you like, and take it into the shower with you. (don't use regular bar soap, it doesn't work.) When you're done washing up or whatever (basically whenever you want to "start up the session"), open the shower door and grab a towel. Dry off your hands and dick, put some lube on your hands, face away from (and really try to avoid) the shower stream, and go to town.

It feels awesome. I don't know if it's because of the heat or the water hitting your back or whatever, but it's so much better than regular wanking.
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dude i didn't dream about jacking, i dreamed i got in trouble for jacking on all the paper towels.


...... but your mom was in your dream. A dream that includes the words MASTURBATION & YOUR MOM


I'm just teasin' ya jack into something they drink lol
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#26
One must train himself to perform the "wank job" in the shower. It does not come fast but when you get the hang of it, the rewards are endless as you are in a safe and locked place without any chance of interruption. After all those on the outside only know you're taking a shower. Not pulling your hee haw.
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you have the aids.


I knew something stupid like this would eventually be posted.

AIDS jokes are not funny!
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I knew something stupid like this would eventually be posted.

AIDS jokes are not funny!


sorry
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#30
guys
guys!
its a fcukin dream
and it sounds
crazy, yea
but its a freakin dream!
#32
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^only when you don't have aids!!

lol im just kiddin man


haha
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^you sound like you should start a thread on shower-wanking


Perhaps...

Perhaps not.

More likely the latter.
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Why would you jack off in the shower? It's so complicated..


Reasons

1) shampoo for lube feels noice (don't stand in the stream of water cuz it'll wash off too quick and don't use regular soap, it stings)

2) easier cleanup

3) privacy (parents sometimes walk into bedroom, but not shower. Running water covers up squelchy fap noises.)


OMG! I just gave myself an idea for a band name! "The Squelchy Fap Noises" FTW!
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Actually, they're pretty hilarious.
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#37
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We learned in US history that the indians thought that dreams were where you visited the spirit world. So maybe I only jerk the McJerkin too much in the spirit world?

im usually around 5-6 times per week

I do it that man times in a day, and I have never had a dream like that or anything. This dream is probably a sign of something else. Maybe you just think it's wrong to masturbate but you do it anyways?
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You'd better stop jacking off right now or your life is over.
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Well, don't get it so lubed.

Find a lube that you like, and take it into the shower with you. (don't use regular bar soap, it doesn't work.) When you're done washing up or whatever (basically whenever you want to "start up the session"), open the shower door and grab a towel. Dry off your hands and dick, put some lube on your hands, face away from (and really try to avoid) the shower stream, and go to town.

It feels awesome. I don't know if it's because of the heat or the water hitting your back or whatever, but it's so much better than regular wanking.


one problem. Dried jizz on leg post shower. Otherwise, I'd never leave the shower.
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