#1
Alright...so I had a friend over tonight, let's call him Bob. And so my stepdad asks him what his job was. He told him he works in anime.

My stepdad then starts going off into some tangent about hentai. WTF. And my mom and sister were there. DUDE! Then stepdad says, "Write the name of those sites down, sometimes I get up in the middle of the night..." and me, Je-er-Bob, and my sister plug our ears and are all in a stereo, DUDE!!!

If you have a moment more awkward than this...tell me.
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#3
My grammar is too coherent to be able to tell you about a moment like this.
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#5
Not anything more awkward than that...though I advise not watching 300 with three random girls in the room. Certain scenes were awkward...

But nothing beats TS's story.
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#6
When a 30 year old waiter at Boston Pizza told me that he would totally nail these two 12 - 13 year olds that were waiting outside.
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#10
Well, it is possible to get worse... you just have to walk in on him.
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Well, it is possible to get worse... you just have to walk in on him.

true.
#12
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Not anything more awkward than that...though I advise not watching 300 with three random girls in the room. Certain scenes were awkward...


I did that. It was hysterical.
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#13
what about your mom in a tub of chocolate pudding?
Whilst your father craps onto her chest as she eats pudding out of her crack?
I think that would be awkward walking into....
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#14
Quote by zeppelinpage4
Not anything more awkward than that...though I advise not watching 300 with three random girls in the room. Certain scenes were awkward...

But nothing beats TS's story.


not watching it with 3 random girls? i had the opposite effect, watched it with a girl and we ended up making out...sucks to be you
#15
My brother was telling me about something that happened to him at work. Here's the story.

3 people that work and some clothes shop were all talking. A woman comes up and stands behind one of the guys. It's very obvious she has a question to ask. One guy turns to her and says with the most disgusted look:

".....Why are you here?!"

She has a long pause and leaves angrily, saying she can't believe how terrible the employees are at the store.
#17
My friend said one time at a school assembly this girl kept staring at him, so then at the end of the assembly he stood up and yelled, "STOP STARING AT ME!" He said he felt like a jerk afterwards though.
#18
How about these:

Cousin's dad gets busted watching porn on tv (and jacking it if i'm not mistaken) by his sister-in-law.

Cousin gets busted masturbating in the restroom by another cousin who then proceeds to tell the entire family. We still make fun of him for that even though it was months ago!!! His mom later went ahead and told him that it was ok if he watched porn on tv just as long as he didn't have a wank.
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#19
We made fun of our ex-bassist once for whacking It on webcam for some gay guy for Cash..


that was an Awkward Jam.
#20
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what about your mom in a tub of chocolate pudding?
Whilst your father craps onto her chest as she eats pudding out of her crack?
I think that would be awkward walking into....

that is fcukin impossible
#21
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Thats what I thought.. >.>
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#22
I remember my friend got totally busted after he didn't hear his parents come in the door or their car pull up and his speakers are hooked up to a 50 watt amp that he had at like 6 and his parents walked in on him right when this chick orgasmed. And yes, he was havin' a nice fap.

That's pretty damn awkward.
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