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so i got attacked by a groundhog today...i was cutting the grass when the little bastard straight up charged me. like it might not sound too scary but i legitimately almost **** my pants.


anyone else been attacked by a cute animal?
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did it do anything when it charged at you?
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did it do anything when it charged at you?



it made some crazy devil noise...kinda a mix between a grunt and a yelp. but man you should have seen the eyes...
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My friend was assaulted by a butterfly at school yesterday. Does that count?
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My friend was assaulted by a butterfly at school yesterday. Does that count?



holy shit dude


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Am I the only one who thinks that the groundhog posted by the TS, looks like he has a load of "baby batter" all over his face?
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My friend was assaulted by a butterfly at school yesterday. Does that count?


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Am I the only one who thinks that the groundhog posted by the TS, looks like he has a load of "baby batter" all over his face?



it was meant to be that way...this thing eats babies
#14
sounds like you need the bonus for the invisibility secret :O
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You jizzed in a small animals mouth?


what?




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#18
I'm still waiting for my pit bull Syd to start raping two year olds like that other one supposedly did.
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^ Are his testicles still intact?

No.. But that shouldn't stop him from learning. I've already trained him to attack metal heads on sight. It took quite awhile, too..

I'd play music by Cannibal Corpse while showing him videos of pit bull fights, and the Al-Queda training tapes of German Shepherds being mutilated.

Then I played Miles Davis for him and showed him dogs being petted.

The next time my friend Andrew comes over, he'll be in for quite a surprise.. That's what he gets for not paying me my twenty bucks back.
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^ Your training methods are impressive. A shame you had him neutered. Now to train my Pug.
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^ Your training methods are impressive. A shame you had him neutered. Now to train my Pug.


The only problem is now I have to train Syd the difference between good metal and bad metal. His little pit bull brain can only hold so much information.
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^ "No Syd, good metal". Give him time. As they say, Rome wasn't built in a day.
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#24
Chased by pitbulls and a drugdealer's bulldog before.Suprisingly,the bulldog got mebut the pitbulls didnt.Im kinda happy with that though...the pitbulls would have eaten my frickin face and then said "Quid pro quo,Andy'' ...
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lololololol that was epic andyd93. you just made my day


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Chased by pitbulls and a drugdealer's bulldog before.Suprisingly,the bulldog got mebut the pitbulls didnt.Im kinda happy with that though...the pitbulls would have eaten my frickin face and then said "Quid pro quo,Andy'' ...

I won't stand for your slandering of the good names of Pit Bulls, you racist bastard.

SYD, Metal head!
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A monkey grabbed my pants once and gave me a threatening look. I just ignored him and he went away. I think he would've butt-raped me if I looked or acted scared.
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#27
^ That's gold. I
I've never had an animal give me a threatening look. I turn around and mind my own business as quick as possible. I don't want no trouble.
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#28
I love how inevitable the title sounds.

It's not a case of if the animal is going to attack you, it's when.
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I still have to look over my shoulder ever few minutes to make sure that hippo I spit on at the Zoo when I was nine isn't still stalking me.. ready to make his move.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
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^ Remember, he's always watching you. I must have some bad animal karma, do you know how many Lions I've flipped off in the zoo?!
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I still have to look over my shoulder ever few minutes to make sure that hippo I spit on at the Zoo when I was nine isn't still stalking me.. ready to make his move.


Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
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Quote by Kankuro
^ Remember, he's always watching you. I must have some bad animal karma, do you know how many Lions I've flipped off in the zoo?!

Well.. They deserve it. They're all high and mighty just because they were once represented by Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
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Quote by Jack Off Jill
Well.. They deserve it. They're all high and mighty just because they were once represented by Jonathan Taylor Thomas.


I think the fact that you know who voiced Simba automatically gives any animal the right to maul you.
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I think the fact that you know who voiced Simba automatically gives any animal the right to maul you.

Therefore.. You should be mauled as well?
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
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Quote by Jack Off Jill
Well.. They deserve it. They're all high and mighty just because they were once represented by Jonathan Taylor Thomas.


So true.
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#37
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Therefore.. You should be mauled as well?


Nah, I had to use the almighty* to find out what you were talking about.


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Which is the best era?
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
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A dog ripped part of my shorts off when I was 8. I was just walking home from a friend's house and this f*cking dog comes aiming for my thigh and he got my shorts. The owner quickly followed up and freed me. I was traumatized for a couple of days.
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